# What should we call the recent super-ban? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736 "2011-09-09T17:23:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/61 "2011-09-10T14:37:11Z")
Marley’s Manifesto ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/62 "2011-09-10T15:00:10Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I prefer the more cryptic **What Marley Did**. I cast my support here. Years from now we’ll speak of it in whispers. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/63 "2011-09-10T15:25:21Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I prefer the more cryptic **What Marley Did**. > [@Soul](#): > > I cast my support here. Years from now we’ll speak of it in whispers. Same here. Best of the lot. **Spoons** -brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/64 "2011-09-10T22:04:06Z")
Marley’show them the’ gate. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/65 "2011-09-11T01:35:47Z")
Thanks, folks! Glad you all enjoyed it–it did give me an earworm, but at least I was able to have some fun with it. Hope you did too. I’ll add my vote for “What Marley did.” I can see it being whispered about wherever Dopers gather: “Well, you know, it all had to do with–” She paused and looked around as if to see who might be watching; and when she had satisfied herself that no one was, continued softly, “what _Marley_ did.” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/66 "2011-09-11T02:19:09Z")
**Colibri** was out in the jungle for a week; when he announced his return on the mod loop, I responded with “D’ja hear what Marley did?” So I guess that seems to be winning. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/67 "2011-09-11T02:38:12Z")
I heard he once shot a spammer in Kansas City just for putting his Blackberry down too close to the pool table. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/68 "2011-09-11T02:45:50Z")
We’ve had the Cuntocaust, the Rape Wars (which we celebrate with Rape Month), what else? As for this event, I’m partial to Bangate. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/69 "2011-09-11T02:55:36Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Bannageddon? This gets my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/70 "2011-09-11T04:02:04Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > I heard he once shot a spammer in Kansas City just for putting his Blackberry down too close to the pool table. Well, I heard that he once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. In other news: He speaks French…in Russian. He believes that when you go Dutch, you get what you pay for. When he is in in Rome, they do as he does. If he were to pat you on the back, you would put it on your resume. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Marley is indeed, the Most Interesting Admin in the World. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/71 "2011-09-11T05:48:23Z")
We need to know what the last words posted to the message board were, just before Marley banned the entire membership. Then we can all just say, in frustrated rebutal, “Oh yeah, well: \” Or just cryptically mention to newbies, oh, and never say \ Lots of possible uses. Tris ---
**Author:** ![keeganst94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@keeganst94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keeganst94)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/72 "2011-09-11T15:07:53Z")
I like **what Marley did**. Nonspecific and kind of creepy if you don’t know what people are talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/73 "2011-09-11T18:56:09Z")
I was going to vote for “Yet another thing D/a missed because his company sent him to Canada for a few days”, but that seems too long. (MaybeYatDambhcshtcfafd?) -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/74 "2011-09-11T23:23:22Z")
Marley’s Chuck Norris impersonation. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/75 "2011-09-12T15:38:28Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > I was going to vote for “Yet another thing D/a missed because his company sent him to Canada for a few days”, but that seems too long. > > (MaybeYatDambhcshtcfafd?) > > -D/a But…but…but…we have internet here, you know. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/76 "2011-09-12T17:34:25Z")
Marleys first day. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/77 "2011-09-12T18:26:48Z")
Marley’s SDMB - ‘Straight Dope Message Ban’ ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/78 "2011-09-12T19:24:51Z")
IP freely ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/79 "2011-09-12T19:53:34Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > But…but…but…we have internet here, you know. > 🙂 Yes, but you have to wait until the person in front of you is finished. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/80 "2011-09-12T20:07:08Z")
Then there’s the upcoming bestseller-to-be, “Marley Banned Me”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736.md?page=5)