# What should we call the recent super-ban?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 9, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736 "2011-09-09T17:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/81 "2011-09-12T20:25:31Z")

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@Spoons - Loved loved loved the parody song. Very well done!

Also, The Great Bansession was one of the darkest few minutes of my life.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/82 "2011-09-12T21:26:56Z")

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> [@horsetech](#):
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> Then there’s the upcoming bestseller-to-be, “Marley Banned Me”.

I tried to change my custom title to be that exactly, and ‘banned’ was neatly excised, so it said “Marley me” instead.

‘Banned’ must be a naughty word somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/83 "2011-09-12T21:31:02Z")

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The Posting of the Banns. (If you’re not catholic, you may not get this one)

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/84 "2011-09-12T23:44:08Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> But…but…but…we have internet here, you know.  
> 🙂

Only in one of my two hotels. And I was using a tablet instead of my normal netbook. Tracking all the threads is hard when you don’t have quick access to tons of tabs. ☹

Plus, I was afraid all the words would have extra "u"s in them.  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/85 "2011-09-13T07:01:48Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> I tried to change my custom title to be that exactly, and ‘banned’ was neatly excised, so it said “Marley me” instead.
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> ‘Banned’ must be a naughty word somewhere.

Marley Band Me? Which leads me to . . . Banned Name!

Digital, wouldn’t that be spelled wourd?

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/86 "2011-09-13T09:13:13Z")

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> [@horsetech](#):
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> Marley Band Me? Which leads me to . . . Banned Name!
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> Digital, wouldn’t that be spelled wourd?

Band and bannned both got through the censorbot.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/87 "2011-09-13T09:46:56Z")

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MPSIMS…I mean MIPSSM: Marley’s IP Super Stuffing Moment.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/88 "2011-09-13T09:51:18Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> Since we all seem to have taken it personally (“was it something I said…?”) maybe something reflective of that.

Maybe it’s from having had The Big Banning Hammer myself, but in my case I asked “what did our IT guys do?” I know I can be irritating, but my level of irritating-ness wouldn’t be likely to cause a straight ban and if I got one I would have expected a letter calling me a bad girl.  
**The day the world got banned**

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/89 "2011-09-13T10:35:21Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> **The day the world got banned**

alt: **The Day The Board Stood Still.**

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/90 "2011-09-13T13:37:54Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> alt: **The Day The Board Stood Still.**

And that fits perfectly with **The Winter Of Our Missed Content.**

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/91 "2011-09-13T14:16:06Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> And that fits perfectly with **The Winter Of Our Missed Content.**

**And The Banned Played On**

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/92 "2011-09-13T19:56:55Z")

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And today - Marley was able to ban [CommonSense](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=624094) - he’s on a roll I tell ya!

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/93 "2011-09-13T21:57:35Z")

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Oh wow maaaaaan…

Like, last week I went to Banning Man, and sparked the fattest marley ever!

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/94 "2011-09-14T00:03:22Z")

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> [@horsetech](#):
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> Digital, wouldn’t that be spelled wourd?

I’m in Florida right now..so no..it’s word. I may be back in Canada next week..it’ll be wourd then. 🙂

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> alt: **The Day The Board Stood Still.**

Ooh. I like this one for style..but it doesn’t work for Marley threats as well.  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/95 "2011-09-14T00:10:13Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> “The prohibition era”.
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> (Snipped)

Is it left to me to state the obvious?

“The prohibition _error_”

I also like “The day the board stood still” and “23Skidoo”

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