# What SHOULDN'T I ever Google on images? (possible NSFW terms) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251 "2015-05-17T18:07:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/1 "2015-05-17T18:07:23Z")
Let me know here (in which case, my (and your) curiosity will probably get the best of us and we’ll Google them anyway). And if you do, obviously know most of the things will probably be NSFW. One thing I already know about and will be my contribution: Never, EVER Google “blue waffle”. You’ve been warned. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/2 "2015-05-17T18:14:19Z")
I would guess the Pittsburgh City Paper using its local designation/name of simply “the CP”. Odds are good that the results would not be good. ---
**Author:** ![RiCu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19adc/32.png) [@RiCu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiCu)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/3 "2015-05-17T18:14:24Z")
Tubgirl is the obvious one. ETA NSFW of course. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/4 "2015-05-17T18:15:00Z")
Eww. I’m officially off waffles for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/5 "2015-05-17T18:21:15Z")
teratoma photos ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/6 "2015-05-17T18:43:08Z")
Goatse Lemon Party Lotus Breast 2girls1cup Although nowadays, most of the search results are parodies or simply references to the meme. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/7 "2015-05-17T18:43:49Z")
Some seemingly innocent things that I’ve searched for on Google images and not liked the results: kitten (you get an image of a deformed cyclops kitten, or at least, you used to) Xenakis (Greek composer, seems safe until you google-image-search him and get photos of him after an accident where he had half his face blown off) Tasmanian devil (it seems many of them have a disease that causes big ugly sores, and you get pictures of that) I’m not sure if most of those images I’ve mentioned are NSFW, but I’m sure not going to look them up again. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/8 "2015-05-17T18:47:03Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I would guess the Pittsburgh City Paper using its local designation/name of simply “the CP”. Odds are good that the results would not be good. What’s the problem with this one? Found a lot of (Canadian Pacific) railroad photos, but nothing else interesting. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/9 "2015-05-17T18:51:12Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > What’s the problem with this one? Found a lot of (Canadian Pacific) railroad photos, but nothing else interesting. CP=child porn ---
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/10 "2015-05-17T20:23:51Z")
There is no way in the world that Google would allow actual child porn to be linked to in its results. They value their reputation too much, and they have the means to protect it. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/11 "2015-05-17T21:34:45Z")
“Degloving injury”. I would just as soon not even know the term, but I’m stuck with it, and now you are, too. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/12 "2015-05-17T21:41:18Z")
I second “tubgirl.” Seriously, tame your curiosity. This has been on the net for as long as there’s been a net and a million other people would second avoiding it if they were here. Also, yes but on a different note, don’t google degloving or avulsion injury. Really don’t. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/13 "2015-05-17T21:48:27Z")
L_l_ta Find out real fast if Google will (still) link to kiddie porn or things purporting to be kiddie porn. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/14 "2015-05-17T21:55:19Z")
Degloving brought up a medical report: Traumatic degloving lesion of penile and scrotal skin With pics. All that was said was “machine shop” and “accident”. Yes, they did manage to stretch the still-attached skin over most of the injury and he eventually restored full voiding and sexual operation. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/15 "2015-05-17T22:13:57Z")
> [@usedtobe](#): > > Degloving brought up a medical report: …demonstrating, once more, that some people just have to stick their hand in the fire to learn. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/16 "2015-05-17T22:30:29Z")
Hey - I did NOT ask for images. I saw the title of a medical report and wondered “What the hell do you do when presented with _that_!”. So I clicked it. Note I did not include a link. I am polite. I am old-fashioned enough to think that still counts for something. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/17 "2015-05-17T22:30:43Z")
> [@usedtobe](#): > > Degloving brought up a medical report: > > Traumatic degloving lesion of penile and scrotal skin > > With pics. > > All that was said was “machine shop” and “accident”. > > Yes, they did manage to stretch the still-attached skin over most of the injury and he eventually restored full voiding and sexual operation. But did he ever speak again, even if just to murmur expletives? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/18 "2015-05-18T00:40:44Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > What’s the problem with this one? Found a lot of (Canadian Pacific) railroad photos, but nothing else interesting. I’m surprised. Not enough to try myself though because I figured > [@running\_coach](#): > > CP=child porn ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/19 "2015-05-18T01:28:46Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > CP=child porn CP = S&M which Google \*does \*index. Or so I’m told. Never tried it. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/20 "2015-05-18T01:30:39Z")
WHAT??? CP = S&M??? What the fuck?? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251.md?page=2)