# What SHOULDN'T I ever Google on images? (possible NSFW terms) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251 "2015-05-17T18:07:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/21 "2015-05-18T02:23:30Z")
There is a warm-up exercise in figure skating that I once googled for videos. Do NOT google “russian stroking”. My eyes! My eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/22 "2015-05-18T13:15:16Z")
LNI = Late Night Imgur. Imgur is a popular image sharing website. Late Night Imgur is something of a tradition, a hold-over from when the userbase was a lot closer to being American-only. This isn’t as bad as it was. [Ogrish.com](http://Ogrish.com), [Rotten.com](http://Rotten.com), and [Stileproject.com](http://Stileproject.com) used to specialize in this stuff. [Salon.com](http://Salon.com) called [Rotten.com](http://Rotten.com) “The Internet’s public enema No. 1” which might be over-stating the case a bit, but compared to, say, CNN or most medical textbooks, it was pretty out there. (On a quick glance: Still is.) [Ogrish.com](http://Ogrish.com) is gone and [Stileproject.com](http://Stileproject.com) is porn now, which I refuse to list here because kink-shaming is wrong. [Ogrish.co](http://Ogrish.co) is live, though, but it seems to be mostly ISIS execution videos now. Speaking of, LiveLeak has a lot of gooey and otherwise gross videos, but not images, AFAIK. Don’t know why I mention it, really. Then there’s the usual sites: Lemonparty, Meatspin, Goatse, Tubgirl, and the various BME (Body Modification Ezine) stuff, like “Pain Olympics”. Also, 1guy1jar (also “1 Man 1 Jar”) is pretty well-known, as is 1guy1screwdriver. If you can’t imagine what one guy and one jar and/or screwdriver would get up to which would earn them a place here, you’ll probably be happier not knowing. In general, stay away from googling 4chan or 8chan. ---
**Author:** ![kk\_fusion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kk_fusion/32/15276_2.png) [@kk\_fusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kk_fusion)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/23 "2015-05-18T13:52:27Z")
Bedsores. Also, Krokodil (the drug). You’ll also have to click the links to some of the videos to see that the patients are, in fact, still alive. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/24 "2015-05-18T21:35:33Z")
I have no idea if this website is still there after all these many years, but it’s a good story. My boss and I were going to a conference in South Carolina in 2002. We’d never been there before, either of us, so we thought we’d look up some things to do in the state. We were sitting at my cubicle, right out in plain sight of the department, and he suggested I type in ‘sightseeing in South Carolina’. The first result we got was called South Carolina Sights. We clicked on it and up popped one of those porn sites that you can’t close. Windows kept appearing all over the screen with some cheesy porn movie background music and women moaning. We couldn’t get the dang thing to close or the sound to mute! Finally, he reached under the desk and pulled the power plug! I still laugh about that to this day. We were so innocent about the internet back then. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/25 "2015-05-18T22:05:58Z")
Dolcett. He wrote cartoon strips about cannibalism. ---
**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/26 "2015-05-19T05:08:59Z")
My own (married) last name. I’m outing myself, if you are medically savvy, but there is a particularly gory and nasty disease of the genitals that was discovered by and named after one of my husband’s cousins x-times removed, a century or so ago. I don’t do any vanity searches, if you catch my drift. It’s doubly funny since my husband is an MD, and we’ve had to do searches in the past to see what his status is with Medicare, or his (former) clinic ratings, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/27 "2015-05-19T12:09:32Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Dolcett. He wrote cartoon strips about cannibalism. Not just cannibalism, but all sorts of sadistic sexual violence. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/28 "2015-05-19T12:41:25Z")
One time my coworker brought his 9-year-old son into work. The boy heard that I played ukulele, but wasn’t quite sure what a ukulele was, so I decided to show him by going to Google Images on a computer, and looking up “uke” - forgetting that “uke” is also a Japanese-derived term for the passive partner in a male/male relationship… Thankfully, I don’t think the relatively safe-for-work anime drawings that I got in the results were too bad for a 9-year-old to see. So that was more “something I wasn’t expecting” rather than “something terrifying.” ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/29 "2015-05-19T13:04:16Z")
Could people who are contributing please explain what these things that must not be seen are, since they, ya know, must not be seen? I’ve never seen goatse or lotus breast but I have a pretty good (bad) mental image of what they are and that will suffice. Ditto 2 Girls 1 Cup. But what the heck are Blue Waffle Krokodil Tubgirl Lemon Party Teratoma Also, how in the hell does one incur a \*degloved \* penis (aside from being tortured)? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/30 "2015-05-19T13:42:16Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > One time my coworker brought his 9-year-old son into work. The boy heard that I played ukulele, but wasn’t quite sure what a ukulele was, so I decided to show him by going to Google Images on a computer, and looking up “uke” - forgetting that “uke” is also a Japanese-derived term for the passive partner in a male/male relationship… Thankfully, I don’t think the relatively safe-for-work anime drawings that I got in the results were too bad for a 9-year-old to see. So that was more “something I wasn’t expecting” rather than “something terrifying.” That’s _ookie_. And altogether spooky. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/31 "2015-05-19T14:18:08Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Could people who are contributing please explain what these things that must not be seen are, since they, ya know, must not be seen? > > I’ve never seen goatse or lotus breast but I have a pretty good (bad) mental image of what they are and that will suffice. Ditto 2 Girls 1 Cup. But what the heck are > > Blue Waffle > Krokodil > Tubgirl > Lemon Party > Teratoma > > Also, how in the hell does one incur a \*degloved \* penis (aside from being tortured)? Teratoma is pretty easy, as [there’s a Wikipedia page for it.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma) It’s a particular kind of tumor with a defining feature that’s seemingly mundane, but the appearance can range from “huh” to “OMGWTFISIT.” The Wikipedia page has an innocuous picture and lots of text at the top, but if you scroll down you’ll see a couple of pics of more disturbing tumors. The “terato-” prefix in the word means “monster,” as in [teratology](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratology) (the branch of medicine dealing with profound physiological abnormalities) or teratogenesis (the tendency of some chemicals to cause severe mutations and/or deformities). [Krokodil](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine) is a street drug that seems to have a strong propensity for causing necrosis. Pictures commonly show addicts suffering from massive gangrenous lesions, exposed bones, and that sort of thing. “Lemon Party” refers to a picture of three elderly gentlemen engaged in a bit of bedsport, often linked to for shock value. Here’s the [KnowYourMeme](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lemon-party) page explaining its background (that page, while NSFW, does not contain the image in question). ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/32 "2015-05-19T14:38:02Z")
Thanks \*\* Machine Elf\*\*. I guess I don’t get out much. And now that I’ve stupidly looked at the teratoma page, that’s probably for the best. The one with hair . . .:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/33 "2015-05-19T19:32:36Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Tubgirl > Lemon Party Tubgirl is an image of an east Asian woman in a bathtub, directing a stream of liquid from her anus onto her face. Lemon Party is just some old guys getting it on. It’s a slightly unexpected image, but it’s not goatse by any means. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/34 "2015-05-19T19:56:22Z")
NB: Google lies. Safe Search Off is still safe. If you want to intentionally find adult material, use Bing. I’m serious. They should work it into an ad, “Use Bing to earn thanks from your Thing!” If it makes you feel better, Tubgirl is apparently “just” orange juice. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/35 "2015-05-19T20:08:25Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > NB: Google lies. Safe Search Off is still safe. If you want to intentionally find adult material, use Bing. I’m serious. They should work it into an ad, “Use Bing to earn thanks from your Thing!” > > If it makes you feel better, Tubgirl is apparently “just” orange juice. Oh, well as long as it’s just orange juice squirting out of her own ass onto her own face, I may as well use it as wallpaper for my desktop 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/36 "2015-05-19T21:44:41Z")
And to close out the descriptions, “blue waffle” is slang for a woman’s genitals that are puffy and bruised from overuse. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/37 "2015-05-19T22:11:49Z")
> [@Valgard](#): > > And to close out the descriptions, “blue waffle” is slang for a woman’s genitals that are puffy and bruised from overuse. Thanks, **Valgard** ( I think). ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251/38 "2015-05-19T22:56:51Z")
Tubgirl Breakfast Cereal: [spoiler][NSFW] [http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80780805/[/spoiler]](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80780805/%5B/spoiler%5D) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-shouldnt-i-ever-google-on-images-possible-nsfw-terms/720251.md?page=1)