# What show do you fast forward through the most?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 2, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230 "2011-08-02T22:45:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/21 "2011-08-03T18:34:16Z")

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The Glades…and Rizzoli and Isles

Anything to do with family of love lives. I just watch for the horrible, horrible police work.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/22 "2011-08-03T18:48:40Z")

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Even though it is just the previouslies and the commercials, I feel like I FF through most of _Breaking Bad_.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/23 "2011-08-03T18:49:09Z")

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> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#):
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> The first two and (usually) the last seven minutes of _The Colbert Report_. The applause sign stays on waaaaay too long at the beginning, and I’m not a big fan of Colbert’s style of interviewing his guests.

I’m still working on having perfect timing to stop exactly on Jon Stewarts ffirst words of The Daily Show because the audience noise and opening are so damned loud and irritating.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/24 "2011-08-03T20:34:10Z")

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> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#):
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> The first two and (usually) the last seven minutes of _The Colbert Report_. The applause sign stays on waaaaay too long at the beginning, and I’m not a big fan of Colbert’s style of interviewing his guests.

Isn’t the interview the very last thing on The Colbert Report? Why would you fast-forward it instead of just not watching it?

I don’t have a DVR, but I’d probably skip through everything on “Dancing With The Stars” other than the bits where the stars actually dance. I only watch the first few minutes and the last few minutes of the results episodes, for instance.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/25 "2011-08-03T20:44:16Z")

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The Superbowl.

The only reason to watch it is the commercials and half-time show. It only happens one a year, but I make sure I never actually have to see any football.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/26 "2011-08-03T21:06:12Z")

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_The Porn Hour_. Usually the first ten minutes hold nothing of interest.  
The last 45 minutes, too.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/27 "2011-08-03T22:46:38Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> _The Porn Hour_. Usually the first ten minutes hold nothing of interest.  
> The last 45 minutes, too.

Didn’t that used to be known as the MacNeil/Lehrer Porn Hour?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/28 "2011-08-03T22:56:58Z")

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_Katie Morgan: On Sex Toys_ (HBO: _check local listings_)

What?

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-show-do-you-fast-forward-through-the-most/591230/29 "2011-08-04T00:04:37Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> Isn’t the interview the very last thing on The Colbert Report? Why would you fast-forward it instead of just not watching it?

Because I guess I have borderline OCD. I can’t just stop watching it. For some reason, I _need_ to fast forward until my DVR asks if I want to save it or delete it, and then I delete.

Guess it’s the same reason why when I’m looking at the on-screen television guide (Comcast/Xfinity), I have to scroll all the way to the first HD listing, and then work my way back down the list to see what’s on.

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