Just above the ‘No Solicitors’ sign on my front door? 
Hey, I live in Minnesota. Friends and family know you come to the back door!
You don’t need heavy lifting equipment. Just a really big cue stick.
If you’re letting me have it, I will carry it in whatever manner needed and as far as I have to.
Caterpillar 797… at least when you get it in there.
A nice little throwaway scene in “Die Hard With A Vengeance,” which involves a heist of a gold reserve, is when Samuel L. Jackson’s character decides to take one for himself and first picks up a gold bar; he visibly lurches and exclaims “Damn… this IS heavy!” When he carries it Jackson acts as if it’s hard to lift.
Three Kings got in a solid attempt at this - their first attempt at hauling the gold bars away results in their bags ripping apart.
How big would a million dollar steel sphere be? It is much cheaper per pound than copper.
About 14000 tons or 200 heavy tanks.