# What smurf are you ??? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909 "2001-11-17T06:39:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/1 "2001-11-17T06:39:45Z")
What smurf are you guys ??? [Smurf Name Generator](http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html) With first name only : I’m Pimpin’ Smurf hehehe With both first and last name : I’m Fundamentalist Smurf WTF ?!?!? hehehe, 😃 ROTFLMAO ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/2 "2001-11-17T07:18:01Z")
When seeing the thread title, but not the post my first thought was Smurfette since she’s the only girl… But according to the linked website, I’m Country-fried Smurf by both names; Quantum Smurf by first name only. What did this prove, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/3 "2001-11-17T07:34:38Z")
Hmmm. Using my full name, I am also Quantum Smurf. With just my first name, I’m Doctor Smurf, and with my board name, I’m Junkie Smurf. William Shakespeare, it turns out, was Lydia Smurf. Frightening. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/4 "2001-11-17T07:36:45Z")
By first name only I’m **Waspinator Smurf**. What’s a waspinator? 😕 Both names I’m **Stalker Smurf**. [sub]Mwahahahahaha![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/5 "2001-11-17T07:38:49Z")
Erotic Smurf! Now that’s something to live up to. Oh, there was also Sassette _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/6 "2001-11-17T07:46:47Z")
Using only my first name I am Futzy Smurf. Hmmm sounds vaguely dirty. I like it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/7 "2001-11-17T13:15:58Z")
Using my first and married names I was “Fictitious Smurf”, with my first and maiden names I was “Fundamentalist Smurf” With my first and maiden-married names I was “Jurassic Smurf”. Weird. I used my husbands first and last names and he was “Boozy Smurf”…LMAO ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/8 "2001-11-17T13:23:53Z")
using first and last I was :Q\*Bert Smurf using my first name i was :junkie smurf using my last name :drippy smurf ( most people would say this is the correct one) ---
**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/9 "2001-11-17T14:08:06Z")
Using my username it seems I am Slowly Evaporating Smurf 😕 ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/10 "2001-11-17T14:41:00Z")
First Name-Critically Ill Smurf First And Last-Heterosexual Smurf Last-Jojoba Smurf That site really smurfs. I’ve gotta smurf all my friends about it! ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/11 "2001-11-17T22:35:25Z")
First name I"m As-Seen-on-TV Smurf Last name I’m Very Tall Smurf combined I’m Fundamentalist Smurf Board username I’m Golden Flash Smurf ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/12 "2001-11-17T23:02:02Z")
I am **Boozer Smurf**. I don’t think that thing is accurate. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/13 "2001-11-17T23:07:35Z")
With my first name, first last name, and second last name: **Fictitious Smurf.** …In other words, I don’t exist??? ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/14 "2001-11-17T23:28:09Z")
I didn’t think about using my board name… I’m Disgruntled Smurf… probably not that far from the truth some days 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/15 "2001-11-17T23:33:37Z")
::stands up:: I’m **The Real Slim Smurfy**. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/17 "2001-11-18T00:28:45Z")
First name only: Hannibal Smurf First and last: Fidel Smurf Last name only: Son of Smurf SDMB username: Pimpin’ Smurf Other (backup) usernames I use online ended up with: Hoochie Smurf, Fundamentalist Smurf, Chanukah Smurf and Slowly Evaporating Smurf. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/18 "2001-11-18T01:13:09Z")
first & last name: **Chicken-Fried Smurf** first only: **Ibn al’ Smurf** last only: **Slappy Smurf** SDMB screen name: **Nascar Smurf** These are all lame. I wish _I_ could be the erotic smurf… ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/19 "2001-11-18T10:53:03Z")
First and last name: Man-Eating Smurf First: Noxious Smurf Last: Chesty Smurf Board name: Erotic Smurf Ooh-ahh! ---
**Author:** ![ryoushi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@ryoushi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryoushi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/20 "2001-11-18T11:41:46Z")
I’m Conrad Smurf. ---
**Author:** ![Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Home\_of\_the\_Braves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Home_of_the_Braves)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/21 "2001-11-18T12:40:02Z")
first name: Phil the Smurf abbreviated first name: M.C. Smurf (yo!) first and last: Heterosexual Smurf fist and new last name (as of March 2002): Meshugana Smurf. WTF?? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909.md?page=2)