# What smurf are you ??? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909 "2001-11-17T06:39:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tronvillain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@tronvillain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tronvillain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/22 "2001-11-18T13:18:42Z")
Both names gives \*_Futzy_ Smurf? Then we have Kung-Pao Smurf (first) and As-Seen-on-TV Smurf (last). Oddly enough “tronvillain” gives the same as “Tron Villain” - Transparent Smurf. Oh, and Waspinator is one of the Predicons from Beasties/Beast Wars (the computer animated Transformers). ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/23 "2001-11-18T16:25:20Z")
With my penchant for arcane knowledge, annoying people, and wearing glasses, I have to be Brainy. But they tell me I’m Odoriferous. Guess I _could_ be both. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/24 "2001-11-18T16:47:52Z")
First name: Drippy Smurf First & Last name: Yahweh Smurf (funny, I don’t _look_ Jewish 😉 ) SD Name: Raspy Smurf SD Name & Last name (mauv’s, not mine): Colicky Smurf ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/25 "2001-11-18T22:00:11Z")
Using **Bosda Di’Chi** —_Slappy Smurf_. I can’t believe I’m actually posting to a Smurf thread, & it isn’t all profanity. I need more sleep. ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/26 "2001-11-18T22:43:07Z")
first; Deadly Smurf. Last; The Smurf. Both; Super Absorbent Smurf. Board name; Flopsey Mopsey Smurf. mother’s name; Jurassic Smurf. father’s name; Maximus Smurf. cat’s name; Nascar Smurf. other cat’s name; Groupie Smurf. Sister’s name; Fatass smurf. Brother’s Name; Sexually Insatiable Smurf. _ **profanity testing…** _ A\*\*; the real slim smurfy F\*\*\*; colicky smurf. P\*\*\*\*; Britney Smurf. H\*\*\*; Ibn al’ Smurf. D\*\*\*; Very Tall smurf. S\*\*\*: The Smurf. B\*\*\*\*; Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf … i have too much time on my hands… ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/27 "2001-11-19T02:23:34Z")
Hah hah! I am Megatron Smurf, ruler of all! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/28 "2001-11-19T02:27:39Z")
This thing has problems… (or I thinks I do) Full names: I’m Erectile Dysfunction Smurf, while Mr Cazzle is Man-Eating Smurf. WTF??? First names only: He’s Lydia Smurf, while I’m Kung Pao Smurf. Surname only: We’re the Ebola Smurf family. SDMB names: As Cazzle, I’m Man-Eating Smurf, but Mr Cazzle would be Pimpin’ Smurf. At least those two sound like they’d make a good team. My cats are Junkie and Futzy. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/29 "2001-11-19T07:43:25Z")
Hey cool, mine followed themes! First name yields: **Nascar Smurf** First+Last yields: **Golden Flash Smurf** Middle name gives: **Boozer Smurf** Middle+Last gives: **Stews in his own Gravy Smurf** And in case you were wondering: **Cecil Adams** = **Lemon-Fresh Smurf** ---
**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/30 "2001-11-19T10:52:30Z")
Heh heh, I’m Chesty Smurf. Bill Clinton —\> Pimpin’ Smurf George W. Bush —\> New-And-Improved Smurf I decided this site was designed by a Republican. Still, I didn’t realize my boobs were _ **that** _ big…(or that I had any)?! ---
**Author:** ![phailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phailure)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/31 "2001-11-19T11:12:23Z")
I am **The Smurf** … By the way, Usama Bin Laden = Deadly Smurf… in a couple of days, I guess they’ll remove the l and the y… ---
**Author:** ![BarbieOrBritney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47774/32.png) [@BarbieOrBritney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarbieOrBritney)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/32 "2001-11-19T13:18:34Z")
With my first name I got **Phlegmy Smurf** (which isn’t too far off considering my current state), with my first and last name I’m **Bambi Smurf** , and with the preferred spelling of my first name (and who didn’t see this coming)…I got **Britney Smurf**. And no my name’s not Brittany. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/33 "2001-11-19T13:43:41Z")
**Fata** Smurf\*\* checking in…bizarre, I’m basically skinny. ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/34 "2001-11-19T14:08:25Z")
First name- \*\* EBOLA SMURF\*\* what in the hell?!?! First and last name \*\* Talk to the Hand Smurf\*\* What-ever! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/35 "2001-11-19T14:29:58Z")
**Erotic Smurf** here. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/36 "2001-11-19T20:19:32Z")
**Full Monty Smurf** here. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/37 "2001-11-19T23:51:12Z")
Full name: Yakuza Smurf (gotta go get me some tattoos and cut off the ends of my pinkies) First name only: M.C. Smurf (yo, what up, dog?) Last name only: Yahweh Smurf (that’s something of a power trip) SDMB name: Fatass Smurf (HEY!) That site is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/38 "2001-11-20T00:13:14Z")
-was given the name Gothic Smurf [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24095) awhile ago- I was given the name The Smurf and Cuddly Smurf… so it appears I am The Smurf for anything… ---
**Author:** ![yastobaal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@yastobaal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yastobaal)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/39 "2001-11-20T15:34:24Z")
shortened first name : Phil the Smurf First Name : Conrad Smurf First and surname : Squanto Smurf Shortened First and surname : The Real Slim Smurfy SDMB name : Quantum Smurf Full SDMB Name : Meshugana Smurf My mother : Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf My Father : Nascar Smurf ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909/40 "2001-11-20T20:44:21Z")
Full name - Britney Smurf Abbreviated first name plus last name - The Real Slim Smurfy User name - Insatiable Smurf I think I prefer the last one… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-smurf-are-you/93909.md?page=1)