# What song currently describes your er.. "Romantic situation"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 6, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212 "2002-09-06T00:21:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Molly\_Coddle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Molly\_Coddle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molly_Coddle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/1 "2002-09-06T00:21:47Z")

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Mine is corny… it’s by _“Sugar High”_ - **Jade Anderson**

Once I loved someone so deep it hurt to leave his side …

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/2 "2002-09-06T00:36:49Z")

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The complete goddamn lyrics have been edited from the above post.

Goddamn it, how many times do we have to say it … DO NOT POST COMPLETE LYRICS TO SONGS! IT VIOLATES THE COPYRIGHT WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD!

Sheesh …

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/3 "2002-09-06T00:39:49Z")

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Mine’s “The Long and Winding Road” by The Beatles.

Obviously, I can’t post the lyrics, but they’re in my AOL info if you care to check it out.

uNdErDaWg 5645

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/4 "2002-09-06T00:46:12Z")

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_All by my seeeeeelllllffff!_

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**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/5 "2002-09-06T00:47:48Z")

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“Dancing with myself”

“If I had a chance I’d ask someone to dance  
and not be dancing with myself”

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**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/6 "2002-09-06T01:32:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*_All by my seeeeeelllllffff!_ \*\*

Ditto.

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/7 "2002-09-06T01:34:43Z")

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“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.”

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/8 "2002-09-06T01:39:24Z")

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The Jazz Standard “You’d Be So Nice To Come Home Too”, in which he is 🙂

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/9 "2002-09-06T01:46:40Z")

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“When you say nothing at all” - Alison Krauss (or Keith Whitley)

It was our wedding song, and it’s still right 🙂

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**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/10 "2002-09-06T01:56:24Z")

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_Too Drunk to Fuck_, Dead Kennedys.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/11 "2002-09-06T02:13:33Z")

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_Amazed_ by The Offspring if I’m in a particuarly bitter mood…

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/12 "2002-09-06T02:57:57Z")

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_Alone Again, Naturally_, Gilbert O’Sullivan. (That can’t be his real name.)

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**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/13 "2002-09-06T04:11:59Z")

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Has to be either “Creep” by the awesome Radiohead, or “Turning Japanese” by the astute Vapors.

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/14 "2002-09-06T04:33:47Z")

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It would have to be “Both Sides, Now” by Joni Mitchell.

"Moons and Junes and ferris wheels, the dizzy dancing way you feel  
as every fairy tale comes real; I’ve looked at love that way.  
But now it’s just another show. You leave 'em laughing when you go  
and if you care, don’t let them know, don’t give yourself away.

I’ve looked at love from both sides now,  
from give and take, and still somehow  
it’s love’s illusions I recall.  
I really don’t know love at all."

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**Author:** ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/15 "2002-09-06T04:53:16Z")

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“She’s Leaving Me Because She Really Wants To.” Lyle Lovett

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/16 "2002-09-06T04:59:27Z")

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“To the Moon and Back” by Savage Garden…  
It is my dream to one day upgrade to “You Can Always Count On Me” from the musical City of Angels - at least that would be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/17 "2002-09-06T04:59:29Z")

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Nacho, I think that’s Judy Collins

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/18 "2002-09-06T05:09:23Z")

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Mozart’s _Requiem_.

Alternatively, _The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove_, by Dead Can Dance:

“You raise my hopes, then you raise the odds  
You tell me that I dream too much”

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**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/19 "2002-09-06T05:11:16Z")

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“This Is It”, Ottoman Empire:

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> This is it,  
> I come here to think;  
> I come here to smoke;  
> I come here to drink.
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> I love my wife  
> and I love my child,  
> but I’m staying here  
> a little while . . ."

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**Author:** ![Funky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Funky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Funky)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-currently-describes-your-er-romantic-situation/127212/20 "2002-09-06T05:14:14Z")

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Hey Leonardo (She likes me for me) - Blessed Union of Souls

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