# What song do you want played at your funeral?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 19, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548 "2000-10-19T16:42:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/81 "2000-10-23T00:23:55Z")

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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead. Weird Al  
Stuck in the middle with you. Steelers Wheeels  
Take five.Dave Brubeck Quartet

There are a few more that right now slip my mind

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/82 "2000-10-23T01:17:29Z")

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Ok, I’m having a whole “playlist”. No sermons, no eulogies, just music.

**Yesterday** but it MUST be the Beatles. If someone tries to pull any of that “remake” crap at my funeral, I’ll haunt their closet for life.

**Blackbird** The Beatles

**Free As a Bird** The Beatles

**Fragile** Sting

\*\*Don’t Fear the Reaper \*\* Blue Oyster Cult

**In My Life** The Beatles

**Tears in Heaven** Eric Clapton

**Here Today** Paul McCartney

**Nights in White Satin** Moody Blues

**Otherside** Red Hot Chilli Peppers

**End of the Line** The Traveling Wilburies

That’s all I can think for right now. Though I have the feeling there is more. I want a lot of music at my funeral. I’m not a musician, but I have used music many times in my life to convey how I feel.

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**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/83 "2000-10-23T01:41:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lemming \*  
> \*\*Jethro Tull’s “Lick Your Fingers Clean”. Just because. \*\*

_Very_ nice. And so few people know that song.

I’d have to go with the first movement from _Carmina Burana,_ by Carl Orff. Or perhaps Bach’s _Toccata and Fugue in D-Minor,_ or something similarly creepy.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/84 "2000-10-23T03:32:51Z")

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I have to fourth the " Amazing Grace" but on violin. Bagpipes are so overdone…

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/85 "2000-10-23T06:25:38Z")

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“I’ve been cheated,  
been mistreated,  
when will I be loved?”

[hijack]  
A minor league baseball PA announcer was once ejected for playing this over the loudspeakers after a disputed call at a baseball game. Another was ejected for playing the theme (no words) to the Mickey Mouse Club  
[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/86 "2000-10-24T01:19:51Z")

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**Maha Mrityunjaya** , chanted by a deep-voiced Dane as they scatter my ashes over the ice plants along the Pacific Coast Highway just south of San Simeon. I think the chanter is named Gert.

I really should transfer the only tape I have of this to CD. I’d probably drive off the road if the tape got ruined.

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**Author:** ![Alpha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Alpha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/87 "2000-10-24T02:24:38Z")

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If they can no longer muster an Irish Jig or two at my wake, all my forebears will roll over in their Auld Sod graves!

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**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/88 "2000-10-24T02:41:58Z")

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“Paradise City” Guns n Roses

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/89 "2000-10-24T04:21:03Z")

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“Don’t Cry” by Gn’R followed up with the Dropkick Murphys version of “Amazing Grace”

punk snot dead

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/90 "2000-10-24T05:10:30Z")

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“Amazing Grace,” played by Chris Squire of Yes on the electric bass.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/91 "2000-10-24T06:19:06Z")

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“Amazing Grace” played on the Pipes of course…but at the graveside done by a real piper, not on a recording during the funeral…

“Life Without You” by Stevie Ray Vaughn, maybe (might be a little too much, maybe “Little Wing” instead…)

Loreena McKennit’s version of “Bonny Portmore”

“He” by the Righteous Brothers (cool blue-eyed soul gospel)

Just as long as there isn’t that cheezy ambient organ music you always hear before, during and after funerals. If they do play that crap, I’ll get up and unplug the speakers myself!

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**Author:** ![holdenmagroin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5daacb/32.png) [@holdenmagroin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/holdenmagroin)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/92 "2000-11-14T21:10:02Z")

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without any doubt, and it also happens to be my favorite song…“Wish You Were Here”-Pink Floyd

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**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/93 "2000-11-14T21:29:21Z")

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I want “By My Side” from _Godspell_ played at my funeral. It has a hauntingly beautiful melody and the song’s theme of going on a journey is appropriate for a funeral.  
I want people to cry their eyes out when I die.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/94 "2000-11-15T04:28:08Z")

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Some that have been mentioned before:

**Imagine** , by John Lennon

**What a Wonderful World** , by Louie Armstrong,

and as it ends,

**On Green Dolphin Street** , as played by Miles Davis on the Stella by Starlight album (with John Coltrane, Cannonball Adderley, and Bill Evans, probably the greatest jazz band there ever was, with the exception of Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie jammin’ all by themselves), just because that has to be just about the most beautiful melody line ever written.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/95 "2000-11-15T04:59:55Z")

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Either no music at all, or Herbie Hancock’s “Maiden Voyage”. After that, it’s time to dump me into the river. 🙂

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**Author:** ![toonerama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@toonerama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toonerama)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/96 "2000-11-15T05:44:02Z")

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I want ‘Abide With Me’.  
And also ‘Jerusalem’, but not the vocal version; I want that incredible Grimethorpe Colliery Band one from “Brassed Off”.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/97 "2000-11-15T05:57:42Z")

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When my ashes are on display, the only thing I want to be played is some very simple classical… Water Music is appropriate for me…

I would hope that my daughter would sing, as I think she’s going to have an incredible voice.

Also, if I have time, I will have played a message from myself to all those that are there… assuming I haven’t died from Flaming Death falling from the sky or something… hehehe

At the party, only happy music will be played, and if anyone cries at my moving on, they will be kicked in the nuts. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![zenith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/98 "2000-11-15T07:10:17Z")

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I’ll echo Funeral with a Friend and I also want See You On The Other Side by Ozzy Osbourne

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/99 "2000-11-15T07:48:48Z")

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Alive - Pearl Jam

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-do-you-want-played-at-your-funeral/37548/100 "2000-11-15T08:32:35Z")

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Ashes to ashes - Bowie  
Fade to grey - Visage  
May your retched vile body lie moulding and stinking for eternity, sh\*t-head. - Britney Spears  
Don’t let the sun go down on me - somebody  
At my funeral - Crash test dummies  
Ah ha the witch is dead - various

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