# What song is stuck in your head today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 21, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742 "2000-12-21T18:56:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/1 "2000-12-21T18:56:57Z")

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[“Blue Moon of Kentucky”](http://www.legendsofmusic.com/ElvisPresley/lyricsb.html#25) for me (the Bill Monroe version). God, I hate that song, but I can’t knock it out of my head. I heard it on TV two nights ago but it didn’t take up permanent residency in my brain until this morning. I tried singing it in a failed attempt to exorcise it, but that served only to get my dogs a-howling’.

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**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/2 "2000-12-21T19:11:16Z")

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Rockin’ Robin. My Uncle called this morning and as always when he got off the phone he had to sing it. He has always done this just to annoy me since my name is Robyn. I got off the phone and stormed around for awhile then while making the lunch I caught myself singing it. Now my son is singing it too. It’s better than yesterday I suppose, yesterday it was Rock Me Amedeus.

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**Author:** ![The-Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@The-Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The-Maxx)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/3 "2000-12-21T20:00:30Z")

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_**It’s the item of the week  
the item of the week  
the item - of the - week  
Priced so low  
You can’t say no  
It’s the -item- of the week**_

Sing it softer!

_It’s the item of the week  
the item of the week  
the item - of the - week  
Priced so low  
You can’t say no  
It’s the -item- of the week_

Now again, this time in your head!

[sub]_It’s the item of the week  
the item of the week  
the item - of the - week  
Priced so low  
You can’t say no  
It’s the -item- of the week_[/sub]  
( 😃 Did that supplant yours, bibliophage? :D)

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**Author:** ![mdf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@mdf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mdf)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/4 "2000-12-21T20:08:31Z")

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It could be worse…

Space Truckin’- Deep Purple. But only the refrain.

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/5 "2000-12-21T20:08:59Z")

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“Woodstock”, the CSNY version.

We are star dust  
we are golden  
we are caught in the devil’s bargain  
and we got to get ourselves  
back to the gaaaaaaaaarden

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/6 "2000-12-21T20:10:38Z")

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Funny you should ask…but for the last couple days I’ve had this Xmas song stuck in my head and I don’t even know what it is. I’m positive I never heard it until this year, but it sounds like an oldish/1950’s type song. I was trying to sing some of it for my husband to see if he knew it and he was cracking up at the absurdity of it and didn’t believe me when I told him it was a real song and I kept hearing it in stores all month.

Lyrics are along the lines of:

Well it’s the holiday season…  
(it’s the holiday season…)  
And Whoop-de do\*  
and dickory dock  
and a christmas tree, and santa’s knee

etc, etc

also something about old saint Nick, and a peppermint stick.

- I swear to God the guy sings “Whoop-de doo!” Isn’t that crazy? It’s all bouncy and swing-ey like “holly, jolly Christmas” but I have no idea who sings it or what the name is. I’m randomly dl’ing songs off Napster trying to find it so I can MAKE IT GO AWAY!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/7 "2000-12-21T20:11:46Z")

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I’ve been a wild rover for many a year,  
and I spent all me money on whiskey and beer;  
and now I’m returning with gold in great store  
and I ne’er shall be called wild rover no more.

And it’s no, nay, never (clap clap clap clap)  
no nay never no more, will I play the wild rover,  
no nay never, no more…

I went to an alehouse that I used to frequent  
and I told the landlady me money was spent.  
I asked her for credit, she answered me nay,  
such a custom as yours I can get any day.

(chorus)

I took from my pockets ten sovereigns bright  
and the landlady’s eyes opened wide with delight.  
She said, I’ve got whiskey and wines of the best  
and those words that I spoke, sure, were only in jest.

(chorus)

I’ll go back to my parents, confess what I’ve done  
and I’ll ask them to pardon their prodigal son.  
And if they accept me as ofttimes before  
then I ne’er shall be called wild rover no more.

(chorus)

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**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/8 "2000-12-21T20:21:38Z")

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Kirsty MacColl’s cover of the Kinks’ “Days”. Since I heard about her untimely death on Monday, it’s been playing over and over on my mental jukebox.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/9 "2000-12-21T20:27:03Z")

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Guster’s “Barrel Of A Gun”

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/10 "2000-12-21T20:52:19Z")

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My son rented a heap of Pokemon videos last week, right before the big snowstorm. Since it was too cold to get out much, he watched them repeatedly. I can’t get the Pokemon theme song out of my head! I was in the next room, at my computer, but I heard it often enough that it burned its way into my subconscious…“Gotta Catch 'em All…”

\<whimper\>Please, make it go away.\</whimper\>

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**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/11 "2000-12-21T20:55:23Z")

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I’ve got two alternating throughout the day.

1. The theme from _Sanford and Son_

2. _Black Betty_ by **Ram Jam**

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/12 "2000-12-21T20:58:51Z")

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Kirsty MacColl again:

“There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis  
But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you”

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/13 "2000-12-21T20:59:34Z")

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A good one, for once: Sly & the Family Stone, “Hot Fun in the Summertime”.

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/14 "2000-12-21T21:00:28Z")

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"Sometimes I feel…  
Like I’ve been tied…  
To the Whipping Post.

Good Lord, I feel like I’m dyyyyin’"

(The Allman Brothers band version.)

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/15 "2000-12-21T21:02:30Z")

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Before this week, **the** song for months was Dido’s ‘Thank You’, from ‘Stan’ by Eminem

“Tea’s stone cold I’m wondering why…”

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/16 "2000-12-21T21:15:08Z")

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Jay-Z - “Money Ain’t a Thang”

[rapping]In tha’ Ferrari and Jaguar, switchin’ four lanes.  
Top down, screamin’ out “MONEY AIN’T A THANG!!”[/rapping]  
I sicken myself sometimes.

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/17 "2000-12-21T21:57:56Z")

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Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Christmaaaaaaas  
The snow’s coming down  
Christmaaaaaaas  
I’m watching it fall  
Christmaaaaaaas  
Lots of people around  
Christmaaaaaaas  
Baby, please come home  
Christmaaaaaaas

(The U2 version) It’s ok. I don’t mind it being stuck there.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/18 "2000-12-21T22:44:33Z")

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Thanks to the [Schoolhouse Rock Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51949) I’ve been singing _Conjunction Junction_ and _The Preamble to the Constitution_ all day.

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**Author:** ![Maragold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Maragold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maragold)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/19 "2000-12-22T00:44:48Z")

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“The Lonely Goatherd” from the Sound of Music.

Yodel-lay-heeeeee  
Yodel-lay-heeeeee  
Yodel-lay-HE-HEEEEEE  
Yodel-lay-HEE!  
Ah-ha-ha-ha endless yodelayho  
endless brainless song  
(the kiddies sing along)  
Yo-ho-ho-ho stupid senseless brain noise  
issuing all day like spam!  
Happy are they, laydeo-ladeyleo  
O lady o hodelay-hee-ho  
(soon the DUET will become a TRIO…)

Like two personalities wasn’t enough.  
I can’t take much more.  
Duct tape, please. The three-inch roll.

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**Author:** ![Conti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Conti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conti)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-song-is-stuck-in-your-head-today/46742/20 "2000-12-22T00:56:39Z")

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Have a Holly Jolly Christmas! It’s the best time of the year! I dont know if there’ll be snow! but have a cup of cheer…

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