# What statistic would like to magically appear over others' heads? (read OP for limitations)

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**Created:** [March 8, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103 "2020-03-08T14:11:47Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103/21 "2020-03-11T22:35:23Z")

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When was the last time they washed their hands? (or number of times they have washed their hands in the last X period of time)  
How often they lie/trustworthiness  
How often do they do good deeds for their own sake?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103/22 "2020-03-11T22:40:03Z")

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> [@Napier](#):
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> Where will your employer’s stock be valued 1 month from now? 6 months from now? 3 years from now?

Whom are you asking?

> [@Velocity](#):
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> Religion  
> Trustworthiness%  
> Relationship status (single, widowed, divorced, married, etc.)

1 and 3 are ineligible questions.

How is 2 quantified?  
mmm

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103/23 "2020-03-12T00:01:59Z")

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1. Days since most recent sexual encounter
2. Days since most recent positive STD test
3. vi or emacs I guess

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103/24 "2020-03-12T05:35:55Z")

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> [@ASGuy](#):
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> (2) Percentage liklihood that the person will have sex with me. (women)

Change that to “men” and that’s pretty much all I want to know.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-statistic-would-like-to-magically-appear-over-others-heads-read-op-for-limitations/849103/25 "2020-03-12T05:45:06Z")

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[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_JQiEs32SqQ/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AH-BIAC4AOKAgwIABABGEogZShYMA8=&rs=AOn4CLBa_3t42zk_QetC3dTien0KrdVygA "Nickelback - Savin' Me") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JQiEs32SqQ)

You need to watch the whole thing, but you won’t see the relevance until about 1:20 in.

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