# What superhero sidekick would you like to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 16, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871 "2003-09-16T02:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/1 "2003-09-16T02:20:18Z")
While Wondergirl has possibilities, I think I’d most like to engage in vigorous sexual intercourse with (the now largely forgotten) Aqua Girl. For those many of you who have forgotten the little hottie, she was somewhat analogous to Aqua Lad, but hung out more with Mera. Why her you ask? Because if it smells like… ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/2 "2003-09-16T02:23:27Z")
Did anyone watch _Los Luchadores_ on Fox Kids a few years ago? If so 1. I look forward to seeing you in our own personal pit of Hell 2. Lobo Fuerte’s sidekick Turbo was totally hot ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/3 "2003-09-16T02:25:51Z")
Dynagirl. Wait, wasn’t she in high school? Never mind… ---
**Author:** ![Jojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@Jojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jojo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/4 "2003-09-16T02:34:28Z")
Superman was flying around one night feeling horny. Suddenly he saw Wonder Woman lying naked on the ground. “ah, why not” he thought. So he dived down at 1000 mph with his tackle out and hit Wonder Woman. WHAM BAM all over and away. Wonder Woman says “What was _that?_” To which the Invisible Man replies “I don’t know but I’ve got a sore arse.” ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/5 "2003-09-16T03:18:49Z")
Hawkwoman counts as a sidekick, right? Yeah, Katar would totally kick my ass from here to Thanagar, but it’d be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/6 "2003-09-16T03:20:20Z")
Does Batgirl count? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/7 "2003-09-16T03:32:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shy guy \* > \*\*Did anyone watch _Los Luchadores_ on Fox Kids a few years ago? If so > > 1. I look forward to seeing you in our own personal pit of Hell > 2. Lobo Fuerte’s sidekick Turbo was totally hot \*\* His name was _Turbine_. Both he and Lobo maintained that he was Lobo’s partner, not his sidekick. I’d go for one of the Whelp’s wenches myself. “Gimme some kibble baby!” ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/8 "2003-09-16T04:10:32Z")
> [@](#): > > His name was Turbine. Both he and Lobo maintained that he was Lobo’s partner, not his sidekick. Thanks for the info, **DocCathode**. It’s been awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Harli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c0e974/32.png) [@Harli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harli)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/9 "2003-09-16T04:45:01Z")
What about super **villain** sidekicks? As some might have suspected, I’ve got a major hard-on (figuratively, of course) for Harley Quinn. But I did always feel a strange attraction to Nightwing. The brooding moody type kinda gets to me. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/10 "2003-09-16T04:51:11Z")
I’m just going to say that Mrs. Tygr is a big fan of Harley Quinn. As a big fan of the Joker, I have no problem with this. ;)[sup]Only a month & a half 'til Halloween! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/11 "2003-09-16T13:14:10Z")
Jade–daughter of the Golden Age GL, girlfriend of a recent GL, & sidekick to both. Green skin. Yummy. Mary Marvel–cute & perky. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/12 "2003-09-16T13:20:39Z")
How about the female Robin that Batman had as a sidekick in _Batman: The Dark Knight Returns_? ---
**Author:** ![sax\_tat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@sax\_tat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sax_tat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/13 "2003-09-17T01:12:04Z")
Batgirl–call her what you want, they always draw her like a woman, and you gotta love how she doesn’t need to hide her identity so much that all that red hair can’t hang out. How about Joe from MADMAN? Or Blitzen, the Belgian sidekick from THE TICK. ---
**Author:** ![sax\_tat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@sax\_tat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sax_tat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/14 "2003-09-17T01:18:27Z")
Batgirl–call her what you want, they always draw her like a woman, and you gotta love how she doesn’t need to hide her identity so much that all that red hair can’t hang out. How about Joe from MADMAN? Or Blitzen, the Belgian sidekick from THE TICK. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/15 "2003-09-17T02:02:00Z")
Joe from Madman is totally cute, but so are all of Mike Allred’s women. ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/16 "2003-09-17T05:32:06Z")
Since Batgirl is already spoken for I’m going to pick Wendy from the Superfriends. (Remember Wendy, Marvin and Wonderdog?) I’d actually prefer Daphne, but I don’t think Scooby-Doo qualifies as a super hero. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/17 "2003-09-17T09:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*How about the female Robin that Batman had as a sidekick in _Batman: The Dark Knight Returns_? \*\* Well, if thirteen year olds are what floats your boat… This thread reminds me of Top Ten, where a superhero team turns out to be a front for a paedophile ring abusing their sidekicks. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/18 "2003-09-17T10:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > _Mr. Blue Sky writes_ > > Dynagirl. Wait, wasn’t she in high school? > > Never mind… Wasn’t that like 20 years ago? I’m sure she’s out of the jailbait category by now. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/19 "2003-09-17T12:08:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odinoneeye \* > \*\*Wasn’t that like 20 years ago? > > I’m sure she’s out of the jailbait category by now. \*\* Then Batman’s looking good for a 95-year old. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871/20 "2003-09-17T14:27:23Z")
hmmmmmm boinking a sidekick huh. Guess I would have to work my way through the male members of the Teen Titans…literally! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-superhero-sidekick-would-you-like-to-boink/201871.md?page=2)