# What? TCM you are breaking me. Bad bad bad programming and decisions

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [August 31, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501 "2024-08-31T03:52:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![caligulathegod](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caligulathegod/32/9685_2.png) [@caligulathegod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caligulathegod)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/81 "2024-09-06T23:05:54Z")

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Not sure why people think that TCM, or any channel, is supposed to appeal to them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
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Because I’m SPECIAL, dammit!

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/83 "2024-09-06T23:49:26Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> The 1973 version is a notorious box office bomb. When Johnny Carson and his Art Players did their parody (_Tibet Your Life_) six months later, Ed introduced the segment by directly referencing the bomb with the implication that their version is **worse!**

The MAD magazine satire had the Bobby Van character introduce himself, “If there’s one thing the starving masses in Asia need, it’s a third-rate nightclub comic”.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/84 "2024-09-07T00:52:56Z")

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Sports channels do. News channels do. Many niche channels do.

Totally doable. All they gotta do is email me. Cheapest programmer ever. Free.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/85 "2024-09-13T04:28:30Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Thanks for the tip! I’ll watch out in October.

TCM is the cereal aisle of cable channels. “You want Count Chocula all year? Tough! You’ll get it in October and like it.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/86 "2024-09-13T05:32:33Z")

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Tonight they killin’ me.  
2001 Space Odyssey. 👎

Alphaville. Weird. French. Kinda fun. 👌

Logan’s Run. Good god. Can’t…even …😑

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/87 "2024-09-13T07:36:17Z")

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I caught about the last half of _Alphaville_. I may have to see the whole thing, someday.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/88 "2024-09-13T07:58:13Z")

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Watch for the Ford Mustang.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/89 "2024-09-13T17:20:15Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Tonight they killin’ me.  
> 2001 Space Odyssey. 👎
> 
> Alphaville. Weird. French. Kinda fun. 👌
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> Logan’s Run. Good god. Can’t…even …😑

I was hoping they’d also show **Blade Runner** but I guess they now don’t have rights to it.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/90 "2024-09-14T17:46:47Z")

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And today, TCM showed 1979’s _Roller Boogie_. Ohhh-kay. Had no idea it was a classic.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/91 "2024-09-14T23:07:13Z")

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Heh, we watched Godard’s _Weekend_ last month, and when I told my sister to have the dvr record _Alphaville_ she was very hesitant. I told her it’s not the same. I mostly like Godard, but _Weekend_ was really something else.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/92 "2024-09-14T23:14:59Z")

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They sometimes show really bad semi-old movies, like “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie” or a Canadian bomb called “Heavenly Bodies.” Len Maltin said of the latter, “The first Aerobics Musical, and with any luck, the last.”

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/93 "2024-09-15T01:46:27Z")

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Wasn’t that a scream!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/94 "2024-09-15T01:50:23Z")

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Not really. I think the TCM host was being nice when he said, “It was supposed to be the next _Saturday Night Fever_, but that didn’t happen.”

Plenty of disco music that I haven’t heard in years though, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/95 "2024-09-15T02:17:48Z")

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Linda Blair cannot skate.

Did she order soup in one scene? 😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/96 "2024-09-15T02:22:17Z")

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Agree that she could not skate. Plenty of others could, though, but I guess they didn’t have the star power.

“Linda, you’ve been cast as the lead in a roller skating movie. Have you ever roller skated? No? Well, you better learn on the double-quick.”

And it showed.

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/97 "2024-09-15T02:24:26Z")

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I never tried to watch “Saturday Night Fever” until a few years ago. I didn’t even last 15 minutes; it was terrible! Glad I didn’t pay money to watch that sludge.

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It must’ve been a certain blip in music/movie culture that just went sideways.

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**Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tcm-you-are-breaking-me-bad-bad-bad-programming-and-decisions/1006501/99 "2024-09-16T01:43:15Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I caught about the last half of _Alphaville_. I may have to see the whole thing, someday.

I saw the first half yesterday, when I read your post. It gave me the courage to finish it and watch the second half-- thanks! It is indeed a very strange, very French film (with very beautiful women).

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> [@JohnGalt](#):
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> It is indeed a very strange, very French film (with very beautiful women).

Makes you wonder what the Seductress Second Class would look like.

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