# What the..? Ex-girlfriend just e-mailed me some amateur porn. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150 "2003-08-28T06:50:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/61 "2003-09-11T20:57:43Z")
_reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner…_ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/62 "2003-09-11T21:02:54Z")
Hey, Picasso-- the left one’s bigger than the right one. ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/63 "2003-09-11T23:19:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\ ***Arachnidlove** , Darlin’, I’m willing to save you a bunch of time and some heartache! We’ll just skip all that getting to know each other, And the amount of time it would take you to figure out what a problem I am, we can even skip that nasty 'breaking up" part … the fights, the yelling, the restraining orders, the contracts with the mob … and so forth … We can go _Directly_ to the "I send amateur pics to **Wyatt**. Mostly to say “Hey Look At Me!” … I _Promise_ I’ll look!! I’ll Look!!! I’ll even wish we never broke up, if you like! > Ok? Ok. See, what a Great timesaver of a solution! > All right, if you Must, you may come over and sleep with me once … that’s Once … before you declare me a photo worthy ‘ex.’ … but just Once, I have my Limits! … well, ok, twice if you must … but that’s it … really … and NO ripping my head off, spider style … before, during OR After!!) \*\* Oh **Wyatt** I decided to respond because you seem board. The walls look bee you tee full btw. As for the pics…well…You have to first get a girlfriend. Then I’ll send you the pics. I forgot to mention that. Once my X got his g/f I decided to start the pics up again. ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/64 "2003-09-11T23:20:24Z")
What the hell? I spell bored like board now? _shrugs_ ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/65 "2003-09-12T01:18:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner…_ \*\* Dude, you want someone to play in your pocket, it ain’t gonna be me! I’ve got a girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/66 "2003-09-13T16:53:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*Hey, Picasso-- the left one’s bigger than the right one. \*\* _Leaning back to look_ … D’oh!!!:smack: I KnoW the Right one is the bigger one! > [@](#): > > _originally posted by arachnidlove_ > Oh Wyatt I decided to respond because you seem board. The walls look bee you tee full btw. As for the pics…well…You have to first get a girlfriend. Then I’ll send you the pics. I forgot to mention that. Once my X got his g/f I decided to start the pics up again. Thanks for the art critique AND the board board spelling lesson! So, all I gots to do is get a girlfriend? Do you have to meet her? No? Ok… “Spider Love” I gots a girlfriend! Really! Send away!😃 Email’s right down there … > [@](#): > > _originally posted by Eats\_Crayons_Dude, you want someone to play in your pocket, it ain’t gonna be me! I’ve got a girlfriend. Goodness, this was your entrance into the thread … _cough_Guess Whos been Ego Surfing_cough_ and. sorry for the confusion. I wuz playing pocket-pool for my crayon-crayons, not for “ **Eats Crayons** ” but, can I _borrow_ Your girlfriend for just a minute? just long enough for her to tell “ **Spider Love** ” that she’s my girlfriend … for the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150/67 "2003-09-13T18:16:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*_reaches in pocket for crayons and begins to draw on the walls of the corner…_ \*\* I second the **Wyatt** hug and I’ll be glad to color with you, too. Now where were those crayons? And not to be completely off-topic… The pictures sound like a “still wants attention” thing. Probably just broke up with someone and is looking everywhere for recognition, validation etc. Of course, just my opinion without knowing much about the situation. How long were you dating? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ex-girlfriend-just-e-mailed-me-some-amateur-porn/198150.md?page=3)