# What the execs at Quizno's should have said to their advertising agency.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702 "2003-11-06T15:31:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702/61 "2003-11-10T04:06:20Z")

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Ooooh! Crossover!

“Are you ready, contestants? Tonight you have to…suckle at a feral dog’s teat! First one to puke or get their throat torn out is eliminated. Sponsored by Quiznos.”

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**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702/62 "2003-11-10T15:20:03Z")

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One more vote for the Hate’s Quiznos crowd, I don’t like my sandwiches on toast thank you very much.

But I laughed my ass off the first dozen or so times I saw that commercial.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702/63 "2003-11-10T17:42:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by voguevixen \*  
> \*\*The thing that strikes me is the sheer number of people on this board willing to pay hard earned money to have someone make them a sandwich. IT’S A SANDWICH! Make sandwiches at home, pay money for things people actually have to cook for you! \*\*

[whine]  
But when I make my own sandwiches it doesn’t taste as yummy.  
[/whine]

Actually, I like both Quizno’s and Subway, but Subway is a little cheaper and closer so I go there more often. However, neither of them hold a candle to the deli near school.

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**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-execs-at-quiznos-should-have-said-to-their-advertising-agency/211702/64 "2003-11-10T20:33:44Z")

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Wow, and here I had always enjoyed Subways sandwhiches…looks like I’m the only one!

I never ate a quiznos but would try it.

I thought the commercial was halarious, but about the last way I’d have advertised my food franchise. People like me won’t care about the imagery, I can see why others might not want to visit them after seeing it.

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