# What the f\*\*\* is up with this t-shirt?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 30, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027 "2015-11-30T13:42:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/61 "2015-12-03T04:45:17Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I think this is closer to what I’m feeling. Obviously these weren’t produced and shipped in a week’s time. And yes, of course we’re allowed to mock Paris couture, or anything else, for that matter. I had just never seen one before so it seemed weird timing. Also, when the hell did people start pretending they don’t care about fashion (in a clothing store, no less)? Not to go all Miranda Priestly on anyone, but just because one doesn’t "get’ or can’t afford high fashion doesn’t mean it has nothing to do with your clothing choices.
> 
> **Sigene** , did you read my entire post? I said I wasn’t sure if I was even understanding the shirt correctly; that’s why I started the thread, to get clarification, which I did (thank you to those who didn’t feel the need to jump down my throat). I also said that I didn’t advocate removing the shirts,

For what it is worth, I went through the same process as you. Clicked the link and read “No one cares, Paris” and going “Wtf…!?”. Then it was explained to me and I went “Ahh…”.

Then the douchbaggery and intentional misunderstanding/misrepresentation that some people here are famous for began, and now there’s another “PC pileup” where everyone tries to prove that everyone else is a really stupid racist bigot who doesn’t understand anything and is just a big poppyhead and should kill themselves or at least go away and never come back… which is pretty much standard here in my experience. There is a LOT of pent up anal retentiveness around here, a lot of micro penis syndrome and a lot of creatures that dwell under bridges and fear sunlight. The SDMB is a very interesting and aggressive microcosm. Look elsewhere for love, compassion or mutual understanding, they are not qualities that tend to survive in this climate for very long.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/62 "2015-12-03T10:50:17Z")

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> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> For what it is worth, I went through the same process as you. Clicked the link and read “No one cares, Paris” and going “Wtf…!?”. Then it was explained to me and I went “Ahh…”.
> 
> Then the douchbaggery and intentional misunderstanding/misrepresentation that some people here are famous for began, and now there’s another “PC pileup” where everyone tries to prove that everyone else is a really stupid racist bigot who doesn’t understand anything and is just a big poppyhead and should kill themselves or at least go away and never come back… which is pretty much standard here in my experience. There is a LOT of pent up anal retentiveness around here, a lot of micro penis syndrome and a lot of creatures that dwell under bridges and fear sunlight. The SDMB is a very interesting and aggressive microcosm. Look elsewhere for love, compassion or mutual understanding, they are not qualities that tend to survive in this climate for very long.

So you were originally able to read four out of the five words on that shirt and just ignored the one you didn’t understand?

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**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/63 "2015-12-03T12:56:36Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> So you were originally able to read four out of the five words on that shirt and just ignored the one you didn’t understand?

Oh. You’re one of them… Sorry sir, but I’m not allowed to talk to strangers. I’m just going to back away slowly now… Have a nice day sir…

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**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/64 "2015-12-03T14:20:53Z")

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> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> Then the douchbaggery and intentional misunderstanding/misrepresentation that some people here are famous for began…

Honestly, the way I saw it was that OP misunderstood the meaning of a t-shirt and its perceived meaning made him angry. His mistake then got explained to him, but instead of going “ahhh, okay then, silly me”, he continued to be mad as hell. And some people made funny fun of that. Can’t really see the douchbaggery.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/65 "2015-12-03T14:25:09Z")

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> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> Then the douchbaggery and intentional misunderstanding/misrepresentation that some people here are famous for began, and now there’s another “PC pileup” where everyone tries to prove that everyone else is a really stupid racist bigot who doesn’t understand anything and is just a big poppyhead and should kill themselves or at least go away and never come back… which is pretty much standard here in my experience. There is a LOT of pent up anal retentiveness around here, a lot of micro penis syndrome and a lot of creatures that dwell under bridges and fear sunlight. The SDMB is a very interesting and aggressive microcosm. Look elsewhere for love, compassion or mutual understanding, they are not qualities that tend to survive in this climate for very long.

Look, people get upset when their errors are pointed out to them. In this case the OP was flat-out wrong. A reasonable person should simply say “d’oh” and no-one thinks any the worse of them.

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**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/66 "2015-12-03T14:28:34Z")

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> [@PookahMacPhellimey](#):
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> Honestly, the way I saw it was that OP misunderstood the meaning of a t-shirt and its perceived meaning made him angry. His mistake then got explained to him, but instead of going “ahhh, okay then, silly me”, he continued to be mad as hell. And some people made funny fun of that. Can’t really see the douchbaggery.

Actually I see him very clearly going “Ahh… duh!” and then some hobgoblins try to make him confess that he’s REALLY a racist/bigot/idiot or whatnot. Which is, seriously, standard around here. He read something, made a connection that was not really there, and then realized it. But now the PC police has been alerted and they will attempt to beat a confession out of him.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/67 "2015-12-03T14:37:15Z")

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> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> Actually I see him very clearly going “Ahh… duh!” and then some hobgoblins try to make him confess that he’s REALLY a racist/bigot/idiot or whatnot. Which is, seriously, standard around here. He read something, made a connection that was not really there, and then realized it. But now the PC police has been alerted and they will attempt to beat a confession out of him.

I apologize but I must have skimmed right over the pc hazing  
Could you please provide the post numbers of examples?

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/68 "2015-12-03T14:42:34Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I apologize but I must have skimmed right over the pc hazing  
> Could you please provide the post numbers of examples?
> 
> Thank you.

No. Sorry. I’m too lazy, don’t want to have to go back and re-read posts that I didn’t like the first time I read them. I’m perfectly fine with you having a completely different perspective from mine about how the conversation went. No need to calibrate our world views on this particular issue as far as I am concerned. I think some people were being jerks to him, you don’t agree, that’s fine by me, maybe I was wrong, maybe I wasn’t, doesn’t seem worth the effort.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/69 "2015-12-03T14:46:41Z")

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Fair dinkum.

I was only asking because you made some rather strong claims against posters here, and I was confused at your vehemence.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/70 "2015-12-03T14:49:00Z")

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Point to Fidelius.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/71 "2015-12-03T14:56:05Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> Look, people get upset when their errors are pointed out to them. In this case the OP was flat-out wrong. A reasonable person should simply say “d’oh” and no-one thinks any the worse of them.

I always appreciated[Emily Litella’s approach](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Litella), myself.

> [@Emily Litella](#):
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> Oh, that’s very different… Never mind.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/72 "2015-12-04T01:20:09Z")

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> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> For what it is worth, I went through the same process as you. Clicked the link and read “No one cares, Paris” and going “Wtf…!?”. Then it was explained to me and I went “Ahh…”.
> 
> Then the douchbaggery and intentional misunderstanding/misrepresentation that some people here are famous for began, and now there’s another “PC pileup” where everyone tries to prove that everyone else is a really stupid racist bigot who doesn’t understand anything and is just a big poppyhead and should kill themselves or at least go away and never come back… which is pretty much standard here in my experience. There is a LOT of pent up anal retentiveness around here, a lot of micro penis syndrome and a lot of creatures that dwell under bridges and fear sunlight. The SDMB is a very interesting and aggressive microcosm. Look elsewhere for love, compassion or mutual understanding, they are not qualities that tend to survive in this climate for very long.

Thank you, **Stoneburg** ,( if you’re still involving yourself in this ridiculousness).  
I did walk away from this train wreck, not because some error about myself was pointed out to me and I can’t handle it but because the question was asked and answered (by most in a pretty harsh , unnecessarily dickish way). Why on earth would I sit around for the pile on that is so common around here? As is typical in real life conversations, and very much rampant here, is that people read the thread and spent all their energy composing their smug, humorous (in their minds anyway)responses rather pay attention to what I was actually trying to say? Never mind that I expressed from the get go that I was questioning myself - I said it outright- but even after I tried to explain in subsequent responses where I was coming from, no one could be bothered to comprehend what I was saying. Hey, it happens a lot here and in fact I’m sure I’ve been guilty of it myself. I was sincerely gobsmacked at the hostile responses and after thinking about it I realized that people were trying to attribute . . . some kind of negative agenda to my thinking / question. That is all in their minds and not my problem. I do regret snapping at **Czarcasm** (yes, sir, I know you do not care one way or the other)so apologies to him for that. I actually would have preferred this to have been taken to the pit because, believe me, I was far past over my gut reaction to the shirt and was at the time wondering why everyone was being so rude.

Last time I’m gonna say it folks; I understand the shirt thing (and in fact understood after the first couple of “helpful” people explained it) and please feel free to carry on with the feeding frenzy. Just thought that since I started the thing I should at least come back and comment.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/73 "2015-12-04T01:38:06Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Who is No. 1?

Will Riker?

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**Author:** ![SpyOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SpyOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpyOne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/74 "2015-12-05T16:23:34Z")

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> [@Sigene](#):
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> first, I think your link is broken.  
> but from the text of the link…is it a shirt that says “No One cares”? If so, I have no idea why you are bothered by it. Its a play on being #1. as in No One Cares that you claim to be #1.

The “No” on the shirt is the same as the (probably trademarked) “No” in “Chanel No 5”.  
The ones I found also said “Paris Coture” on them. I haven’t seen the one to OP linked to because Norton says that’s a “Known attack site”.

It is pretty obviously a jab at the fashion industry, or perhaps _by_ the fashion industry at Chanel specifically. I can’t imagine anyone seriously thinking it referred to either climate talks or terror attacks.

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**Author:** ![SpyOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SpyOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpyOne)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/75 "2015-12-05T16:31:50Z")

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> [@74westy](#):
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> Who is No. 1?

That would be telling.

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**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/76 "2015-12-05T17:09:23Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> Thank you, **Stoneburg** ,( if you’re still involving yourself in this ridiculousness).  
> I did walk away from this train wreck, not because some error about myself was pointed out to me and I can’t handle it but because the question was asked and answered (by most in a pretty harsh , unnecessarily dickish way). Why on earth would I sit around for the pile on that is so common around here? As is typical in real life conversations, and very much rampant here, is that people read the thread and spent all their energy composing their smug, humorous (in their minds anyway)responses rather pay attention to what I was actually trying to say? Never mind that I expressed from the get go that I was questioning myself - I said it outright- but even after I tried to explain in subsequent responses where I was coming from, no one could be bothered to comprehend what I was saying. Hey, it happens a lot here and in fact I’m sure I’ve been guilty of it myself. I was sincerely gobsmacked at the hostile responses and after thinking about it I realized that people were trying to attribute . . . some kind of negative agenda to my thinking / question. That is all in their minds and not my problem. I do regret snapping at **Czarcasm** (yes, sir, I know you do not care one way or the other)so apologies to him for that. I actually would have preferred this to have been taken to the pit because, believe me, I was far past over my gut reaction to the shirt and was at the time wondering why everyone was being so rude.
> 
> Last time I’m gonna say it folks; I understand the shirt thing (and in fact understood after the first couple of “helpful” people explained it) and please feel free to carry on with the feeding frenzy. Just thought that since I started the thing I should at least come back and comment.

That should settle it. 🙂

And yes, I agree 100% with your analysis of the events.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/77 "2015-12-06T00:31:20Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> a shirt parodying a famous French icon

😕😕 What icon?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/78 "2015-12-06T01:14:40Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> Wasn’t sure if obscenities were allowed in thread titles outside the pit so I erred on the side of caution.
> 
> Anyway, I am about the most unoffendable, sometimes downright un PC person I know.  
> We’ve had discussions here about t-shirts with objectionable images or sayings on them and at worst I’ve thought “what kind of dumb ass would wear such a thing?” but usually I don’t think too much about it.
> 
> Over the weekend I saw [this tacky piece of shit](http://g04.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Y2gsIpXXXXaIXpXXq6xXFXXX2/NO-ONE-CARES-2015-Women-Tshirt-Funny-PARIS-COUTURE-Print-Cotton-Casual-Shirt-For-Top-Tee.jpg) and was surprised at the 😕 😕 😕:mad: :mad: :(☹ that washed over me. My first thought was to confront the store clerk but I knew that would be useless. Then I thought about writing a blistering letter to the store’s headquarters, though I doubt that would do anything either. Hell, I don’t even know what I would want / expect anyone to do. Now I’m mostly just perplexed. Am I misunderstanding something?I was easily able to Google the image so it’s obviously a “thing”, but what exactly is it supposed to mean? Surely it can’t be the ignorant, hateful message that it appears??? If so, why would a national retailer carry such potentially controversial merchandise? Mind, I’m not advocating the removal of the shirts; even hateful assholes have the right to free speech, I just find myself taken aback. Is there more to this that my old, unhip self doesn’t know about? What do you all think about the shirt?

Are you implying that the t-shirts say, in effect, “No one cares about the Paris attacks”? They don’t. They were probably printed many months ago, and designed some time before that.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/79 "2015-12-06T01:34:55Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> 😕😕 What icon?

[http://cdn.pursuitist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chanel-No-52.png](http://cdn.pursuitist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chanel-No-52.png)

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-f-is-up-with-this-t-shirt/739027/80 "2015-12-06T23:06:47Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> [http://cdn.pursuitist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chanel-No-52.png](http://cdn.pursuitist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chanel-No-52.png)

Thank you. No reason for me to have known about that.

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