# What the fuck did you need with my license plate? Seriously?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-did-you-need-with-my-license-plate-seriously/433565 "2008-01-15T03:28:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-did-you-need-with-my-license-plate-seriously/433565/61 "2008-04-23T05:40:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Musicat]  
I have license plates all over my inner garage walls, too, but I didn’t steal them. _They’re expired._  
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You mean you MURDERED them?

That’s even worse than stealing.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-did-you-need-with-my-license-plate-seriously/433565/62 "2008-04-23T06:17:31Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I have a friend who is a 911 dispatcher and he told me one time this old lady called 911 to ask how to cook broccoli. Apparently there are quite a few people who feel 911 is their own personal SDMB.  
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Ironically, broccoli doesn’t need cooking! It’s better raw and crunchy, or at the most warmed up in a stir-fry.

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