What the fuck did you need with my license plate? Seriously?

[kaylasdad99]

@Musicat

I have license plates all over my inner garage walls, too, but I didn’t steal them. They’re expired.

You mean you MURDERED them?

That’s even worse than stealing.

[Sunspace]

@levdrakon

I have a friend who is a 911 dispatcher and he told me one time this old lady called 911 to ask how to cook broccoli. Apparently there are quite a few people who feel 911 is their own personal SDMB.

Ironically, broccoli doesn’t need cooking! It’s better raw and crunchy, or at the most warmed up in a stir-fry.