What the fuck did you need with my license plate? Seriously?

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[QUOTE=Musicat]
I have license plates all over my inner garage walls, too, but I didn’t steal them. They’re expired.
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You mean you MURDERED them?

That’s even worse than stealing.

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]
I have a friend who is a 911 dispatcher and he told me one time this old lady called 911 to ask how to cook broccoli. Apparently there are quite a few people who feel 911 is their own personal SDMB.
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Ironically, broccoli doesn’t need cooking! It’s better raw and crunchy, or at the most warmed up in a stir-fry.