# What the fuck is wrong with Huey Freeman?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 8, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427 "2019-01-08T20:43:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/221 "2019-01-16T16:07:13Z")

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> [@Chingon](#):
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> But come on, this board is at least 95% white people.

That seems like it would be hard to prove? I know a number of folks here who aren’t white, and I’m just a lowly lurker who doesn’t pay all that much attention.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/222 "2019-01-16T16:49:13Z")

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> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> That seems like it would be hard to prove? I know a number of folks here who aren’t white, and I’m just a lowly lurker who doesn’t pay all that much attention.

And how do we conclusively prove that many aren’t dogs who’ve figured out how to manipulate a keyboard? It’s certainly a \*\*\*SQUIRREL \*\*\*possibility.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/223 "2019-01-16T17:41:47Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Note for those not in the know-like me: THOT equals “that hoe over there”.

And I didn’t think I was going to learn anything new in this thread.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/224 "2019-01-16T18:07:37Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Recently I had a bad experience trading plant material (cuttings) with another member of a Facebook group. I sent out my package promptly, he didn’t, and when called on it, indignantly said “I work for a living”. I would’ve felt deeply ashamed if not for the fact that I also work for a living and had taken time out of my routine to meet my obligations.
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> I would further rebut Huey’s lengthy rantings, but really, I have Better Things To Do. 🙂

It’s a bit weird that the apparent assumption is that most white people, or even most of the white people on this board, don’t have jobs, bills, or responsibilities.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/225 "2019-01-16T18:13:40Z")

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> [@raventhief](#):
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> It’s a bit weird that the apparent assumption is that most white people, or even most of the white people on this board, don’t have jobs, bills, or responsibilities.

I retired early to devote more time to oppressing the uppity.

I also enjoy gardening.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/226 "2019-01-16T18:31:53Z")

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It’s good to have hobbies. I prefer needlepoint, mud-wrestling, and working on my magnum opus _Ear Wax Throughout the Ages_, but to each his own.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/227 "2019-01-16T19:03:16Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> I retired early to devote more time to oppressing the uppity.
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> I also enjoy gardening.

But do you know where your hoe is?

I get Fenris’ point, but he wanted the word “ho” as shown on [Jeopardy!](https://youtu.be/NJO7hcinS-U).

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**Author:** ![Huey\_Freeman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/huey_freeman/32/251_2.png) [@Huey\_Freeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huey_Freeman)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/228 "2019-01-16T20:11:22Z")

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> [@Chingon](#):
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> But come on, this board is at least 95% white people.

> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> That seems like it would be hard to prove? I know a number of folks here who aren’t white, and I’m just a lowly lurker who doesn’t pay all that much attention.

But if white folks claim this isn’t an overrepresented white space, then it’s not an overrepresented [white space](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/). The next trick our cross-burning inbreds will perform: the claim that half of the staff are people of color followed by the statement that there is no evidence that this message board fosters and promotes racial animus against people of color.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/229 "2019-01-16T20:20:54Z")

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Yeah, I can’t speak for numbers, but this joint is and has always been overwhelmingly white.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/230 "2019-01-16T20:34:44Z")

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> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> But if white folks claim this isn’t an overrepresented white space, then it’s not an overrepresented [white space](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/). The next trick our cross-burning inbreds will perform: the claim that half of the staff are people of color followed by the statement that there is no evidence that this message board fosters and promotes racial animus against people of color.

It seems a little redundant to accuse a cross-burning inbred of racial animus. I mean, I think if I was caught burning a cross, I’d probably own up to the racial animus. Unless it was an accident or something.

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**Author:** ![griffen2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce7236/32.png) [@griffen2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffen2)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/231 "2019-01-16T20:55:04Z")

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> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> But if white folks claim this isn’t an overrepresented white space, then it’s not an overrepresented [white space](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/). The next trick our cross-burning inbreds will perform: the claim that half of the staff are people of color followed by the statement that there is no evidence that this message board fosters and promotes racial animus against people of color.

Reported for hate speech.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/232 "2019-01-16T21:46:58Z")

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> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> But if white folks claim this isn’t an overrepresented white space, then it’s not an overrepresented [white space](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/).

But that’s only a cross-section of members who were vain and foolish enough to submit their photograph to be posted on a public site where it will (evidently) remain unchanged forever and ever and ever (whether they like it or not, and no matter how stridently they plead for it to be taken down) or at least until the domain registration expires or we’re all mercifully annihilated in a nuclear firestorm along with our stupid pictures. Maybe the silent majority of people of color were too smart for that.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/233 "2019-01-16T22:09:28Z")

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> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> The next trick our cross-burning inbreds will perform

Coming from a guy whose mother and father were brother and sister, and from a long line of carefully planned generational of incestuous inbreeding, you’re projecting pretty hard don’t you think Hubert? I’m curious though: when you have your horrible inbred genetic monstrosities, will they be with your sister-wife, or your mother-aunt?

And you don’t need to reply as I certainly respect your privacy, but your race is actually blue, not black, correct? When you say that you are a person of color, that color is cyan, right? Like the Blue Fulgates family of Kentucky? Close or much closer relations of yours?

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/234 "2019-01-16T22:11:21Z")

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The problem with Huey is that he is a super racist. He drapes himself in victimhood and simultaneously celebrates it like a badge of honor and wields it as an impotent attack against those who would disagree with him. Unfortunately for him (and the rest of us), this pseudo pathology is likely chronic and intractable. He may be educated, he may be able to bring a different perspective to discussion, but ultimately it doesn’t matter because his persona is so boring. He hates white people. How original.

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**Author:** ![griffen2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce7236/32.png) [@griffen2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffen2)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/235 "2019-01-16T22:35:51Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> The problem with Huey is that he is a super racist. He drapes himself in victimhood and simultaneously celebrates it like a badge of honor and wields it as an impotent attack against those who would disagree with him. Unfortunately for him (and the rest of us), this pseudo pathology is likely chronic and intractable. He may be educated, he may be able to bring a different perspective to discussion, but ultimately it doesn’t matter because his persona is so boring. He hates white people. How original.

You know you can ban him, right? 😉

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**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/236 "2019-01-17T00:54:07Z")

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> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> But if white folks claim this isn’t an overrepresented white space, then it’s not an overrepresented [white space](https://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/). The next trick our cross-burning inbreds will perform: the claim that half of the staff are people of color followed by the statement that there is no evidence that this message board fosters and promotes racial animus against people of color.

Buddy, I just said that pegging racial makeup of these boards at 95% white would be hard to prove. If you want to take that as me claiming that this isn’t an “overrepresented white space” before I go fuck my sister while burning a cross in your lawn, be my guest, but it doesn’t say a lot about your willingness to engage with “empathy”.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/237 "2019-01-17T01:14:05Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> …You’ve never heard of “[Munchausen by Internet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet)”?, I take it? I’ve been using the internet for over 20 years now, and I learned a long time ago that not having a health dose of skepticism is a really, really bad idea.
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> Dude, this board has been taken in by liars and trolls so many times it’s not funny. In the two trolls thread we have here, just look up the tales of “Kaitlyn”, “WallyM7” and “umkay”, for starters. Those are the most prominent. One of them even faked his own death, one posted pictures of her “her and her wife” that turned out to be of Chinese actresses. :dubious:
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> … You’re not getting doubted because you’re black.
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> My advice to you is this: if you insist on giving [everyone you meet on the internet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet#Notable_cases) the benefit of the doubt, you’re gonna get taken in, sooner or later. A healthy dose of skepticism will do you some good.  
> So get the fuck over yourself, you’re not being treated any different than any other n00b.

> [@Huey\_Freeman](#):
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> …The point was that when people of color enter white spaces, we are treated with suspicion. You, yourself accused me of being a white man. You never apologized nor did you ever admit wrong, because you - like most white people - are incapable of self-reflection and humility. While I don’t know you, I can tell that your inability for introspection are tell-tale signs that you are poor inbred trash masquerading as human being. Let me be clear, Guinastasia: I do not give a shit about your emotional baggage. I do not care about your 9th grade vocabulary. I do not care about your desultory writing style nor your inability to pen a thesis statement. I do not care about your “past experiences” with other posters. I do not care about “Kaitlyn”, “WallyM7” and “umkay” or any other poster on the SDMB. I do not care that you’ve wasted two decades and countless hours of your life posting on a message board. I do not care that you’ve constantly posted here to get fellowship that you clearly do not have outside the Internet. Really, I don’t. I realize now why you don’t have many people of color here. You see, most people of color have these things called bills. These bills (or responsibilities) are used by people of color to live and these bills have names like rent, electric bill, car payment, food, etc that require us to go to work. So, as you can see, we don’t have the privilege to write over 7 posts a day, every day, for over 6900 days straight, never missing a day. Really, we don’t. Your projection is funny. You’re diagnosing people over the Internet but I suspect that, in real-life, you are an old, lonely, miserable, depressed, pill-popping woman who has chased away and alienated any semblance of warmth and comfort in this world. So, lost, you come _here_ for your approval, for your fellowship, for your social fix for acceptance, for your awful self-preening. It’s pathetic, sad, and childish (well, in your case, elderly). Just so you know, up until now, even after all of the shit you’ve said, I deliberately held back, and tried to be nice. But, because you insist on acting like Grand Dragon Shodan, I will treat you like the hateful, inbred, cross-burning animal you are. Begone, thot.  
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You managed to completely and utterly miss Guinastasia’s point, which was that no intelligent person automatically accepts the demographic claims made by _anyone_ on the internet. The only reasonable default assumption is that nothing can be assumed.

Missing the point as you did, the only thing left in your toolkit was a list of racist and sexist insults.

If you are a white-supremacist attempting to impersonate a person of color for the purpose of smearing the reputations of people of color, you’re doing a good job. If not, not.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/238 "2019-01-17T01:14:07Z")

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> [@Paranoid\_Randroid](#):
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> Buddy, I just said that pegging racial makeup of these boards at 95% white would be hard to prove. If you want to take that as me claiming that this isn’t an “overrepresented white space” before I go fuck my sister while burning a cross in your lawn, be my guest, but it doesn’t say a lot about your willingness to engage with “empathy”.

Equally true if you leave “empathy” off. He’s not willing to engage without resorting to name calling and purity tests.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/239 "2019-01-17T01:15:53Z")

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Just admit it Huey, you’ve been acting really Somalian lately!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-huey-freeman/827427/240 "2019-01-17T01:19:59Z")

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> [@griffen2](#):
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> You know you can ban him, right? 😉

Ban the clowns and you kill the circus.

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