# What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879 "2002-12-02T03:00:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kplmonkeypants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d07c76/32.png) [@kplmonkeypants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kplmonkeypants)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/1 "2002-12-02T03:00:42Z")
i was just watching the show animal precinct on animal planet. and some sick fucked up freak thought a good way to punish his cat for scratching him was to hold its face over a light flame on a stove… and this other dumb ass thought since he didn’t want some puppies that were just born he would put them in a sack and throw them in a dumpster. what the fuck is wrong with people. cruelty to animals is one of the lowest things anybody can do.:mad: i would like to know your opinion on this. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/2 "2002-12-02T03:03:38Z")
What do you expect? Someone is going to post “Mmmmm, I love the smell of roasting kitties in the morning”? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/3 "2002-12-02T03:04:02Z")
Mean people suck. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/4 "2002-12-02T03:18:48Z")
Mmmmm, I love the smell of roasting kitties in the morning! D&R ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/5 "2002-12-02T03:21:30Z")
I can’t even bear to watch those type of shows. It’s on par with Jerry Springer IMO…earning revenue displaying the lowest life forms. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/6 "2002-12-02T04:06:06Z")
I think that people who are cruel to animals have gliches in their brains. How can they differentiate between the pain that human beings experience and the pain that animals experience? It is all agony. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/7 "2002-12-02T06:14:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \* > \*\*What do you expect? Someone is going to post “Mmmmm, I love the smell of roasting kitties in the morning”? \*\* Kitties for _breakfast???_ ewwwwww!! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/8 "2002-12-02T12:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyomara \* > \*\*Kitties for _breakfast???_ > > ewwwwww!! \*\* Much better after the kittens have cooled. Little mayo, some tomato, rye bread. Nothing better than a KLT, when the kitten is nice and lean… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/9 "2002-12-02T12:49:22Z")
Yeah, I saw ads for that show–Animal Cops or Precinct, and made the decision to not watch it. I can’t imagine how it would help me to see animals being tortured and abused. (Not saying you were happy it was on, or anything **kpl**.) ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/10 "2002-12-02T13:00:02Z")
# predict-o-bot v.1.001 for thread: _What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?!_ # 533 compound insults, not including ‘fuckmuppets’:   \* 519 used CIs   \* 13 new but short-lived CIs   \* 1 new CI with 70% chance of achieving meme status 47 sad smilies 44 mad smilies 39 outpourings of righteous wrath towards kitten-flambe’-ing fuckmuppets 33 relatively unoriginal methods of torture suggested for KFFM’s 11 utterly original methods of torture suggested for KFFM’s 9 eeek smilies 7 similar stories from various posters’ youths 4 snide observations approximating “get over it, it’s just a cat, where’s the sympathy for the _people_ being roasted alive in #varThirdWorldCountry# anyway, you hypocrites?” 3 recipies ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/11 "2002-12-02T13:39:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by welby \* > \*\*Little mayo, some tomato, rye bread. Nothing better than a KLT, when the kitten is nice and lean… \*\* Ladies, be sure to always clean your kitty. This has been a pubic service announcement. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/12 "2002-12-02T14:10:56Z")
apotheosisbot missed: 1 Princess Bride whoosh, 1 nostalgic Courier post. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/13 "2002-12-02T15:36:21Z")
> [@](#): > > What The Fuck Is Wrong With People?! They don’t eat enough kale. A shortage of kale in your diet leads to madness, animal cruelty, genital stringwarts, and the Red Menace of Communism. EAT MORE KALE! This message brought to you by the National Kale Institute. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/14 "2002-12-02T15:43:35Z")
Hee, hee! Kale! He was a kale and hearty lad . . . ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/15 "2002-12-02T16:28:47Z")
I wonder about the long term viability of this show as well because no one wants to see puppies shaking in a corner. The show should only focus on cats. Yesterday there was a clip of some insane woman sending her pitbull after the ASPCA officer that came to check up on her. The dog went apeshit on her hand and it was one of the most disturbing videoclips I’ve ever seen on TV. The dog was tearing into her hand and just wouldn’t let go. Finally a neighbor came by and whacked the dog on the head with a two by four and the officer went running off looking directly in the camera with a “how can you film this and not have helped me” look. She needed fifty something stitches. Awful. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-people/139879/16 "2002-12-02T20:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kplmonkeypants \* > \*\*i was just watching the show animal precinct on animal planet. and some sick fucked up freak thought a good way to punish his cat for scratching him was to hold its face over a light flame on a stove… \*\* If that’s the same clip I saw about a year ago, that wasn’t your ordiary sick fucked-up freak. The dude’s an animal trainer! How the fuck could an animal trainer not realize that this is _not_ a good way to punish an animal?