# What the fuck is wrong with these homophobic bigots?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 1, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948 "2000-02-01T17:33:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![StarvinMarvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@StarvinMarvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvinMarvin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/321 "2000-03-01T21:27:00Z")

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Esprix

You are such a jerk off, you cant even see when everyone has left you. So you are once again arguing with yourself. Leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone, as I have for quite some time.

I did note that you are spreading your “colorful” comments about the boards though. So sweet of you. Asshole

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**Author:** ![StarvinMarvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@StarvinMarvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvinMarvin)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/322 "2000-03-01T21:29:00Z")

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Esprix

You are such a jerk off, you cant even see when everyone has left you. So you are once again arguing with yourself. Leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone, as I have for quite some time.

I did note that you are spreading your “colorful” comments about the boards though. So sweet of you. Asshole

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/323 "2000-03-01T22:04:00Z")

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> Originally posted by StarvinMarvin:
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> You are such a jerk off, you cant even see when everyone has left you. So you are once again arguing with yourself. Leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone, as I have for quite some time.
> 
> I did note that you are spreading your “colorful” comments about the boards though. So sweet of you. Asshole

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, now I feel loved! The Marvinboomerdiamond we all know and love is back!

Now why have you not posted here in so long? We’ve missed you… 😉

Esprix

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Next time I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.

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**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/324 "2000-03-02T04:59:00Z")

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Otto/Esprix:

I’m watching you two perverts…I know if I wait long enough you’ll buttslam each other into non-existence. 😃

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/325 "2000-03-02T15:10:00Z")

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> Originally posted by CalifBoomer:
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> Otto/Esprix:
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> I’m watching you two perverts…I know if I wait long enough you’ll buttslam each other into non-existence. 😃

But Marvinboomerdiamond, you said we were the same person? If I could do that to myself, I wouldn’t leave… oh, never mind!

{sigh} The last resort of the ignorant - using “buttslam” in a sentence. Our little ones are growing up so fast… {sniff}

Esprix

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Next time I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/326 "2000-03-03T03:12:00Z")

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No flames. (I wouldn’t know how) Just started reading this thread today. I probably should have read this one first, _then_ posted in that other thread in GD. Things may have gone smoother over there.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/327 "2000-03-03T23:55:00Z")

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> Originally posted by CalifBoomer:  
> \*\*Otto/Esprix:
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> I’m watching you two perverts…I know if I wait long enough you’ll buttslam each other into non-existence. :D\*\*

Whereas it’s only a coincidence that you and **Marvin** always appear together. :rolleyes: Maybe you two are having a not-so-secret love affair and the two of you rag on other gays so we won’t suspect you.

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When all else fails, ask Cecil.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/328 "2000-03-06T15:01:00Z")

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> Originally posted by ARG220:
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> No flames. (I wouldn’t know how) Just started reading this thread today. I probably should have read this one first, _then_ posted in that other thread in GD. Things may have gone smoother over there.

So what did you think of this thread?

Esprix

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[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/329 "2000-03-08T17:48:00Z")

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Welp, Prop. 22 in California passed.

FUCK.

Not surprising, but fuck anyway.

I’ll just keep my eye on Vermont…

Esprix

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[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/330 "2000-03-10T21:54:00Z")

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Now I distinctly saw Rousseau poke his head into a thread on MPSIMS, and we haven’t heard peep one from him here. Now, no doubt he’ll claim he was sick of responding, but I’m going to go ahead and assume the truth is that we out-logicked him.

{BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}

Esprix, who simply could not resist!

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**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/331 "2000-03-12T00:51:00Z")

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Esprix, don’t you understand that this thread is finished? What the fuck is the matter with you? Get a freaking hobby, for Christ’s sake.

“Out-logicked?” I hardly think so. You did prove that you can repeat yourself until you drive everybody around you fucking crazy, but that’s about it.

Nobody but you gives two shits about this thread anymore, and everybody but you can see that. You keep making these empty posts, hoping that people will pay attention to you (“What do you think of this thread, ARG220?”). But I’ve got a news flash for you here: the subject of homosexuality is wearing a little thin around here. I swear to God, you gays are like the kid in the toy store. You see something you want, and mommy won’t buy it for you. So you cry and whine and hold your breath in hopes that if you annoy the shit out of her, she’ll appease you just to get you to shut the fuck up. Well I’m not your mother. No amount of your bitching is going to get me to change a basic belief of mine. So why don’t you go and try to find somebody else to pester. Jesus Christ.

This is all I’m saying on this thread.

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“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/332 "2000-03-13T15:27:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Rousseau:
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> \*\*So why don’t you go and try to find somebody else to pester… This is all I’m saying on this thread.

[http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif)

{BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}

[http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif](http://www.beginbids.com/ubb/smilies/icon25.gif)

Oh, Rousseau, you do amuse me so - thank you for enriching my life. {hee hee hee}

Esprix

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[Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/333 "2000-03-13T21:11:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Rousseau:  
> **No amount of your bitching is going to get me to change a basic belief of mine.**

I’m not saying **Esprix** or **Otto** were bitching and whining, but…

Logic and facts don’t seem to give you a reason to change your beliefs, so what’s left?

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/334 "2000-03-13T21:18:00Z")

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Test post, to see if the previous post went through.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/335 "2000-03-14T01:47:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Rousseau:  
> **No amount of your bitching is going to get me to change a basic belief of mine.**

I’m not saying **Otto** and **Esprix** have been bitching, but…

Logic and facts don’t seem to alter your opinions, so what else is left? Prayer?

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> \*\*This is all I’m saying on this thread.  
> \*\*

We’ll remember that if you come back.

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When all else fails, ask Cecil.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/336 "2000-03-14T01:51:00Z")

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Okay, the preceding post was made because the two before it were invisible for some reason. (No, I am NOT inflating my post count! I am NOT trying to get to 1500! How dare you…!)

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When all else fails, ask Cecil.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/337 "2000-03-14T15:47:00Z")

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> Originally posted by jab1:
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> Logic and facts don’t seem to alter your opinions, so what else is left? Prayer?

**THANK YOU!** I’m glad someone else noticed this.

And if you won’t post here, Rousseau, check out my “favorite troll, idiot or juvenile” thread - you’re mentioned, with much love and affection, of course… 🙂

Esprix

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**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/338 "2000-03-15T05:40:00Z")

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Here’s some pretzel logic for 'ya (from David B.},

54% of the population believes in creationism.

10% of the population is homosexual.

Homosexuality as a viable alternative to heterosexuality should be taught in schools.

Creationism as a viable alternative to evolution should **not** be taught in schools.

Whiny, vacuous, self-absorbed pseudo intellectual liberal.

Did I mention hypocritical?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/339 "2000-03-15T06:33:00Z")

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Regardless of your personal love for **DavidB** you are not demonstrating a great deal of logic, here.

Regardless of what percent of the population believes in Creationism, there is no scientific evidence to support it. Teaching it _as science_ is simply counter-productive to giving children a good education.

While the arguments regarding homosexuality are somewhat murkier (because we have not found clear and convincing evidence to what causes it and, in the absence of understanding, there is a great weight of cultural tradition in this society to oppose it), teaching that homosexuals should not be persecuted is a legitimate way to “establish Justice” and “insure domestic Tranquility” by not creating a subset of the population that is open to attack and harrassment. Since there is no _scientific_ evidence that homosexuals have problems (other than persecution) or that they are “choosing” to be “deviant,” then teaching tolerance is also a way to avoid teaching ignorance.

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Tom~

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**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-these-homophobic-bigots/4948/340 "2000-03-15T06:43:00Z")

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tom:

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> teaching that homosexuals should not be persecuted

This is not the issue and you know it. What is advocated is _teaching homosexuality as a legitimate alternative to heteroseuxality_

You are applying, yet again, classical leftist contortionism.

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