# What the FUCK is wrong with you people?!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 6, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701 "2006-05-06T21:22:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/1 "2006-05-06T21:22:23Z")
I am so glad this semester will be over for me on Thursday. I want to get the hell away from you disgusting bastards as soon as possible for many reasons.
1. Some of you fuckers don’t flush when you shit. I really don’t want to see that.
2. The obnoxious fuckers who yell in the dorm halls during quiet hours.
3. Whoever keeps trashing the bathrooms, please stop. You leave your dirty fucking dishes in the sink, throw trash everywher, and sometimes puke all over everything. Whoever is doing this is causing the bathrooms to be shut down (happened 3 times this year) and gets everyone on the floor billed for the clean up.
4. One of you dumbfucks dumped cooked beef ramen directly in front of my door. I know _I_ didn’t do it nor did my roommate. So whichever of you shitfaced morons did this will you please clean it up?
I’m pretty sure it was the same person who wrote “Fags” on my white board. I’m pretty it’s the same several dumbasses who do this shit and boy will I be glad to be free of them.
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### Author:  [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/2 "2006-05-06T21:26:09Z")
Ah, college. The best four years of your life.
…If you’re a braindead shitslinging monkey.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_O_Malley_s_Cow)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/3 "2006-05-06T21:28:13Z")
I felt the same way Xan feels for the four and half years I was in college. I’m sorry you have had such a lousy time. I hope next year is better. :🤗:
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### Author:  [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/4 "2006-05-06T21:28:17Z")
> [@Xan](#):
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> 1. One of you dumbfucks dumped cooked beef ramen directly in front of my door. I know _I_ didn’t do it nor did my roommate. So whichever of you shitfaced morons did this will you please clean it up?
Sorry, that was me. I’d clean it up, really, but I’m tired. Oh, and I’m also in Boston. Plus, to be accurate, I actually _puked_ cooked beef ramen in front of your door . . .
. . .
Anyway, have a great summer. I’ll see you in September.
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### Author:  [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/5 "2006-05-06T22:43:28Z")
Problems 2, 3, and 4 will solve themselves once you leave college. As an adult, you’ll very seldom have people puking in your bathroom, yelling in your house at night, or dumping food on your porch.
The bit about people not flushing their turds, though . . . it never stops. I’ve never understood the ecstasy of unflushed turds myself, but among the white collar professionals with whom I work, it’s an awfully popular hobby.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/6 "2006-05-06T22:52:40Z")
Leo Szilard, the eminent nuclear physicist, refused as a young grad student to flush his own commode, insisting that that was maids’ work.
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### Author:  [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/7 "2006-05-06T23:31:22Z")
All I can say is: be glad you only have ramen in front of your door. One fine Saturday night, one of my hallmates decided to practice his golf drive in the hallway…
…using beer bottles. Fucking dumbass.
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### Author:  [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/8 "2006-05-07T00:55:09Z")
Semester 1: Random Roommate (horrific)
Semester 2: Chosen Roommate (slightly better)
Semesters 3-4: Solo room in seniors residence (much better)
Semesters 5-10: Off campus apartment with Lady Chance (best)
Get out and get off campus. Best advice I can give you.
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/9 "2006-05-07T01:08:09Z")
I feel your pain, **Xan** , I really do. Last year, some morons decided to throw the sofa in the lounge out the window. I lived on the eighth floor. It landed on a cop car parked next to the building. Luckily, nobody was in it. (The car, not the sofa.)
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### Author:  [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/10 "2006-05-07T02:07:48Z")
> [@Freddy the Pig](#):
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> The bit about people not flushing their turds, though . . . it never stops. I’ve never understood the ecstasy of unflushed turds myself, but among the white collar professionals with whom I work, it’s an awfully popular hobby.
At my university, the miracle of automatic flushing toilets has virtually eliminated the floating log.
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### Author:  [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/11 "2006-05-07T02:28:05Z")
There’s something about communal living that brings out the worst in people. I can almost excuse the bad behavior of freshmen because they’re just getting used to not having Mommy around, but I can tell you horror stories of truly obnoxious behavior happening in Navy barracks that can rival any horror story told by a college student.
I feel you, **Xan**.
Robin
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### Author:  [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/12 "2006-05-07T02:43:23Z")
Other than the ramen, are you sure that we don’t share a dorm?
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### Author:  [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/13 "2006-05-07T02:59:15Z")
> [@Miss Purl McKnittington](#):
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> I feel your pain, **Xan** , I really do. Last year, some morons decided to throw the sofa in the lounge out the window. I lived on the eighth floor. It landed on a cop car parked next to the building. Luckily, nobody was in it. (The car, not the sofa.)
I’d say it was lucky nobody was in the incredible flying sofa, too.
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### Author:  [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/14 "2006-05-07T03:02:54Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#):
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> Other than the ramen, are you sure that we don’t share a dorm?
I dunno, what school do you go to?
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### Author:  [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/15 "2006-05-07T03:33:25Z")
> [@thirdwarning](#):
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> I’d say it was lucky nobody was in the incredible flying sofa, too.
You know, he didn’t actually say that was the case…
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### Author:  [@liberty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liberty)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/16 "2006-05-07T03:51:20Z")
> [@Freddy the Pig](#):
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> Problems 2, 3, and 4 will solve themselves once you leave college. As an adult, you’ll very seldom have people puking in your bathroom, yelling in your house at night, or dumping food on your porch.
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> The bit about people not flushing their turds, though . . . it never stops. I’ve never understood the ecstasy of unflushed turds myself, but among the white collar professionals with whom I work, it’s an awfully popular hobby.
Not as bad as peeing all over the seat.`
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### Author:  [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/17 "2006-05-07T03:54:27Z")
Oh Xan, I’m sorry kiddo.
Hope next year is better… ☹
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### Author:  [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/18 "2006-05-07T04:04:05Z")
> [@Rysto](#):
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> You know, he didn’t actually say that was the case…
Ta muchly, but I am lacking man-bits and would like to keep it that way. And, no, there was no one in the incredible flying sofa. Though it would have been morbidly fascinating if there had been, since the eighth floor was the one some kid rolled out the window while sleeping way back in the '80s to go splat in the parking lot. Thus the reason why all lofts must be at least three feet from the window.
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### Author:  [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/19 "2006-05-07T04:09:42Z")
> [@Freddy the Pig](#):
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> Problems 2, 3, and 4 will solve themselves once you leave college. As an adult, you’ll very seldom have people puking in your bathroom, yelling in your house at night, or dumping food on your porch.
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> The bit about people not flushing their turds, though . . . it never stops. I’ve never understood the ecstasy of unflushed turds myself, but among the white collar professionals with whom I work, it’s an awfully popular hobby.
Eh, dunno about that. Apartment living is also…an adventure, sometimes. I knew entirely more than I wanted to know about my apartment neighbors at times.
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### Author:  [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-people/355701/20 "2006-05-07T12:18:47Z")
> [@Freddy the Pig](#):
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> the ecstasy of unflushed turds
Sounds like the title of a New Age pop-psychological treatise. Run with it.
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