# What the fuck this is closed???????????? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630 "2002-10-10T04:14:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BZ00000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@BZ00000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BZ00000)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/1 "2002-10-10T04:14:55Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132092&highlight=fuck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132092&highlight=fuck) WHY??? ??? ??? ??? ??? _edited to insert hard returns and prevent sidescroll. - UB_ ---
**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/2 "2002-10-10T04:21:26Z")
This might be the lamest attempt at trolling I have ever seen. :o ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/3 "2002-10-10T04:23:15Z")
Because we were trying to see if we could get you to use way too many question marks. Also, I imagine it was because the OP was probably a sock for another old-person-hating dipshit who used to hang out here. Good riddance to him, his retarded thread, and his paranoid fucking crusade. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/4 "2002-10-10T04:37:12Z")
What’s invisible, and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/5 "2002-10-10T04:42:17Z")
Did you have to follow the White Rabbit to find that out, Alice? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/6 "2002-10-10T04:54:13Z")
I’ll take famous quotations for $1000 Alex. And the answer is: **BZ00000** ’s dad said _this_ before flipping **BZ00000** ’s mom over and dribbling down her ass crack. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/7 "2002-10-10T04:59:41Z")
My cat’s breath smells like bunny farts. ---
**Author:** ![Sivalensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Sivalensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sivalensis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/8 "2002-10-10T05:05:47Z")
um…probably because nobody responded to it… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/9 "2002-10-10T05:23:38Z")
WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/10 "2002-10-10T05:35:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by apotheosis \* > \*\*My cat’s breath smells like bunny farts. \*\* Been sniffing bunnybutts again, have we? ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/11 "2002-10-10T05:38:44Z")
Vampires are cool, but ice zombies are cooler… ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/12 "2002-10-10T05:42:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoid \* > \*\*Been sniffing bunnybutts again, have we? \*\* I assume so, but my cat won’t confirm or deny. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/13 "2002-10-10T05:43:30Z")
Tastes like _burning_! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/14 "2002-10-10T05:43:53Z")
Q: What’s warm, blue and creamy? A: Smurf semen. ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/15 "2002-10-10T05:50:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\* > Also, I imagine it was because the OP was probably a sock for another old-person-hating dipshit who used to hang out here. Good riddance to him, his retarded thread, and his paranoid fucking crusade. \*\* Ohhhh yeah. Funny, but I can’t even remember that person’s handle anymore. He’s been purged from my memory banks, even though I’m pretty sure we had it out between us once. I guess I could assign the hamsters to search for “f_cking old dipsh_ts” in the Pit, probably bring up his name. Did he ever make the one-trick pony Hall of Fame? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/16 "2002-10-10T06:02:41Z")
The cat’s name was **Uekte** , if memory serves. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/17 "2002-10-10T06:09:32Z")
The cat’s name was **Uekte** , if memory serves. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/18 "2002-10-10T06:14:30Z")
Aw, crap. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/19 "2002-10-10T06:22:27Z")
For a while there, everyone was listed as a ‘Guest.’ Either the database is burping, or the hamsters are trying to express a deeper truth about the nature of existence. Note to hamsters: leave the eternal verities to the mice. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/20 "2002-10-10T06:25:48Z")
You know, for a six-weeks-ago thread that lasted all thirty-five minutes, it sure is having long-lasting reverberations. What brought you to the thread in the first place, **BZ00000**? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630.md?page=2)