# What the fuck this is closed???????????? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630 "2002-10-10T04:14:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/21 "2002-10-10T06:36:20Z")
Now tell us why we should give a fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/22 "2002-10-10T06:39:01Z")
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/23 "2002-10-10T07:58:30Z")
Irony? ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/24 "2002-10-10T08:01:44Z")
Good call. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/25 "2002-10-10T13:10:27Z")
**BZ00000** ’s mom;s ass crack may or may not smell like bunny farts. Ask the milkman. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/26 "2002-10-10T13:15:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kaylasdad99 \* > \*\*What brought you to the thread in the first place, **BZ00000**? \*\* It appears that **BZ00000** did a search for the f-word and found that thread. Why he/she is so irate over it, I dunno… ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/27 "2002-10-10T13:27:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\ ***BZ00000** ’s mom;s ass crack may or may not smell like bunny farts. > > Ask the milkman. 😃 \*\* **BZ00000** ’s mom’s milkman is a carrot? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/28 "2002-10-10T13:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*It appears that **BZ00000** did a search for the f-word and found that thread. Why he/she is so irate over it, I dunno… \*\* Because **BZ00000** worked his/her/itself into a nearly orgasmic frenzy of delight at being able to type said f-word into a similarly-inclined thread, only to find it closed, resulting in circle-jerkus interruptus. Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/29 "2002-10-10T14:46:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\*Because we were trying to see if we could get you to use way too many question marks. > > Also, I imagine it was because the OP was probably a sock for another old-person-hating dipshit who used to hang out here. Good riddance to him, his retarded thread, and his paranoid fucking crusade. \*\* At least one of these explanations is totally correct.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/30 "2002-10-10T18:47:38Z")
Good God - I guess he needs some more silent Email recruits. :rolleyes: I’m the one that exposed this dipshit to begin with. If you search for “Uekte” in thread titles in the Pit, you can read all about him. At least he contributed “Fucko Off” to troll lore. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/31 "2002-10-11T01:15:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by apotheosis \* > \*\* > **BZ00000** ’s mom’s milkman is a carrot? \*\* No, no, he just _smells_ like carrots, because the bunnies keep farting on him. …er, or so I hear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/32 "2002-10-11T01:24:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Some Guy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > BZ00000’s mom’s milkman is a carrot? > > No, no, he just _smells_ like carrots, because the bunnies keep farting on him.\*\* So…his milkman smells like a carrot because his mom is a bunny’s ass? Is that the opposite of being the cat’s ass? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/33 "2002-10-11T01:34:37Z")
I’m a totem pole! Hi-ya-ya-ya, hi-ya-ya-ya… ---
**Author:** ![dave316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dave316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dave316)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/34 "2002-10-11T02:06:38Z")
boston has a new album out ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/35 "2002-10-11T02:32:48Z")
It’s called _Boston’s Greatest Hits_. It’s all the songs of the first album, but with a different cover. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/36 "2002-10-11T03:34:12Z")
> [@](#): > > You wilo move! Fucko Off! Ha! He’s nothing if not consistent! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/37 "2002-10-11T14:47:08Z")
HA ha! ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630/38 "2002-10-11T20:27:14Z")
The question has been answered, and the hijacks are pretty lame, so I’m closing this thread. Lynn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck-this-is-closed/131630.md?page=1)