# What the fuck! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383 "2000-06-24T02:49:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/1 "2000-06-24T02:49:57Z")
Goddammit, this totally pisses me off! I have absolutely nothing to bitch about, but I’m totally in the mood to complain and swear and bitch bitch bitch! Damn it all. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/2 "2000-06-24T02:56:12Z")
PMS Monster ? ::runs away:: ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/3 "2000-06-24T03:03:03Z")
::peeks in and see’s Monster ranting and raving about nothing: ::decides to better not say anything:: ::closes door silently and wanders off:: ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/4 "2000-06-24T03:06:16Z")
::SMACK:: ::Swift kick in the gnads:: There. Now you got something to bitch about. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/5 "2000-06-24T04:01:25Z")
Monster, may I recommend what I have been doing tonight? Making stupid, corny, sarcastic comments on threads I don’t really care about. This purges the system. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/6 "2000-06-24T04:57:25Z")
Hey, don’t feel so bad, everyone. I have to live with his moron. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/7 "2000-06-24T05:25:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Goddammit, this totally pisses me off! I have absolutely nothing to bitch about, but I’m totally in the mood to complain and swear and bitch bitch bitch! > > Damn it all. > \*\* Fuck! Let me help! Fucking mother \* fuckers \*! How DARE they! Goddamn it all to hell! This just absolutely sucks the donkey dong! Fucking BITCHES!!! ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/8 "2000-06-24T06:05:45Z")
:: peeks in again, see’s Brunetter raving :: :: shakes head, closes the door :: :: thinks to self, i really need to find a better job :: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/9 "2000-06-24T23:11:20Z")
Fuck and stuff? ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/10 "2000-06-24T23:45:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Fuck and stuff? > \*\* Sure, i can do that for ya. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/11 "2000-06-24T23:56:18Z")
::evil giggles:: Mission accomplished 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/12 "2000-06-25T00:21:52Z")
Damn you ChiefScott, you bastard. Just when I found something to bitch about, you had to give me another one. And SPOOFE, shut the fuck up before I kick your sorry ass. Don’t you just hate that spot on your back that you can’t quite reach when it itches? It pisses me off! ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/13 "2000-06-25T00:31:30Z")
I’m just in a fucking pissy mood! Yes I have a reason. Fuckwads. I could rip the head off a rabbit right now and feed it to my large dog. Ungrateful assholes… I could take candy from a kid and throw the sugary shit in the street. I could smack around a perfectly nice little old lady. So there, got a problem with that? If you do, fuck you and the broom handle sticking out of your ass. ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/14 "2000-06-25T00:34:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > ::evil giggles:: Mission accomplished 😉 > \*\* Mission? What mission? :: hears in the backround - This message will self destruct in 5… 4… 3… 2… OH shit! :: BOOM!!! :: peeks out from undercover, looks around :: Missed! HA 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/15 "2000-06-25T01:01:20Z")
Hmmmmm. ::tiggeril pulls out the SECRET WEAPON:: I’d hoped I wouldn’t have to resort to this, but… ::tiggeril pops in earplugs:: ::Britney Spears starts playing:: How’s that for pain? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/16 "2000-06-25T01:39:00Z")
AAHHH!!! Make it stop! Please, tigger, I’ll do anything! Anything, just turn it off! ::wimpering:: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/17 "2000-06-25T01:43:10Z")
Ok, ok. That’s enough… ::tiggeril wraps a warm blanket around Monster and hands him a cup of cocoa:: Everything’s going to be just fine… ::as Lou Bega starts playing:: Oops… did I do that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/18 "2000-06-25T02:50:54Z")
Monster, shut your whiny lil’ mouth ‘fore I shut it FOR you, you stinkin’ son of a luminescent light bulb. :shmack:: ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fuck/23383/19 "2000-06-25T03:38:54Z")
You say sumthin? I can’t hear a blooming thing from that explosion. WHAT! Speak up fer crying outloud! WHAT! 😃