# What the fuck's wrong with you people?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 3, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252 "2001-10-03T20:53:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/1 "2001-10-03T20:53:04Z")
I mean, come on! For the love of God. I have been here for over six months, accounted for almost 1300 posts, and I just find out that I’m not a _REAL_ Doper because I’ve never been flamed. I don’t ask for much. I want to be drug into the Pit and beaten senseless. You applefuckers don’t know a golden opportunity when you see one. You high and mighty pricks should know by now that I’m thoroughly full of shit. And yet you cockgobblers do nothing to call me on it. Come on! I am an easy target. So go ahead. Lay into me, if you feel you can. Assholes.
[sub]Here’s hoping this works[/sup]
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### Author:  [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/2 "2001-10-03T20:56:49Z")
Applefuckers? 😃
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/3 "2001-10-03T21:02:28Z")
If I called you **Superdud** would that make you fell better?
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### Author:  [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/4 "2001-10-03T21:05:23Z")
I’ve got news for you. It won’t work this way either.
Try flaming Esprix. He’s a good target. Easy to get mad at you. 😃
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### Author:  [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/5 "2001-10-03T21:08:20Z")
:approaches microphone:
Is this thing on?
:taps, and hears the echo:
So yeah…flaming…umm…eat me?..How’s that?..That’s a flame, right?..Yeah, it is.
Eat me.
Eat me!
EAT ME!!!
:hopes that “eat me” really is a flame:
Thanks folks, you’ve been wonderful.
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### Author:  [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/6 "2001-10-03T21:15:04Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*
> \*\*You high and mighty pricks
>
> you cockgobblers
>
> Lay into me
> \*\*
Sounds like you’re looking for love, not flames.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/7 "2001-10-03T21:16:00Z")
what the fuck is wrong we ME? goddammit, i cant type that much and no one has that kind of time to read it if i did!!
stay cool, superdude! (really liked your thread title- you rock!)
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/8 "2001-10-03T21:22:04Z")
Why do you look to us to fulfill your masochistic fantasies? I have to imagine from the numbing sophistry of your posts that you are no stranger to contempt and ridicule. The fact that you seek _more_ is either an example of unfortunate lower functioning, or you are simply the type of guy who would indulge in auto-testicular bondage and clamp his yarbles in a bench vice ‘just to see what happened’.
So no, I won’t flame you.
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### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/9 "2001-10-03T21:22:28Z")
“Cockgobblers?” “COCKGOBBLERS?” Why, I oughta… oh, hey, wait a minute - I am a cockgobber.
Aw, ain’t ya sweet? 😃 [sub](“Who’s my little moustache man?”)[/sub]
(Not so easy to irk after all, it seems. 😉 )
Esprix
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### Author:  [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/10 "2001-10-03T21:22:42Z")
Well, that’s just funny as hell. I was flamed in my first coupla weeks.
Heehee…
Numpty 😃
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/11 "2001-10-03T21:25:58Z")
It does not work this way. You already know that. You have to be called to the Pit by someone, you can’t call yourself nor can you purposely ask for flames.
Now you see why you are still considered a newbie!
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/12 "2001-10-03T21:27:38Z")
It’s not that you’re not a real doper cause you’ve never been flamed.
You’re not a real doper because you’re a dumbass. :shrug:
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### Author:  [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/13 "2001-10-03T21:48:48Z")
::runs in::
::licks Super hello::
::stuffs happy fuzzy bunnies down Super’s pants::
::sprinkles glitter all over Super::
::paints Super’s nails pink::
Flame? Nah. We’ll just go for the sparkly look.
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### Author:  [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/14 "2001-10-03T21:52:35Z")
First [Ask Superdude](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=89543), then your little cutesy what-ever-happened-to-emailing [flirt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90623) with **Tattva** and now this thread? And I’d bet good money on this turning into yet another flirt-fest. A big fat hairy “what-fucking-ever”.
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/15 "2001-10-03T21:58:19Z")
I beg to differ. If anyone turns this into a flirting thread, it will _not_ be me.
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### Author:  [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/16 "2001-10-03T22:00:11Z")
**{{{SUPERDUDE}}}** I know how you feel. I too have been here a LOOOONG time and never had my own pit thread. Maybe we can start a non-flamed support group?
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/17 "2001-10-03T22:07:31Z")
:shrug: Try standing for a principle or idea stronger than “Hey, let’s party! Who wants to kiss me?” and see what happens.
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### Author:  [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/18 "2001-10-03T22:08:03Z")
Well **Superdouche** , you never answered my question in the ‘Ask Superdouche’ thread. What kind of fucking asshole starts a ‘Ask the…’ thread and doesn’t answer a motherfucking question?
Hey, here’s a novel idea…why don’t you finish the thread you started before you go starting another one?
Douche.
Rose
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/19 "2001-10-03T22:29:09Z")
OK, I’m a bitch (ask anybody) I’ll flame you.
Poopy head !
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### Author:  [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/20 "2001-10-03T23:07:08Z")
Superdude,
Is this my fault because of what I said in the MPSIMS thread? Cause if it is, I’m real fucking sorry.
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