# What the fuck's wrong with you people?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 3, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252 "2001-10-03T20:53:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/21 "2001-10-04T01:54:29Z")
I think you’re a pretty cool dude, even though I’ve never met you and am a short-timer here.
Stay the way you are, man.
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/22 "2001-10-04T03:29:03Z")
Fuckin’ losers from Kentucky.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/23 "2001-10-04T03:35:07Z")
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> \*\*CrankyAsAnOldMan \*\*
> Fuckin’ losers from Kentucky.
I’d just like to point out, once again, that I’m not from the cousin-fucking backwater state. Hell, I don’t even _like_ these idiots!
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### Author:  [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/24 "2001-10-04T04:03:13Z")
Alright, you want someone to flame you. I’LL do it. Some Emailslut you are, Superdon’twanttoemailfolksdud. You’re the one who started the whole thing, whining about how you never get enough quality email. And yet, I really can’t recall the last time I had an email from you. You want to get back on the road to regaining my respect? Get yo’ non-slutty ass to yo’ email account and send me a goddamn email.
Ahhh. How was that? 🙂
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### Author:  [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/25 "2001-10-04T04:12:04Z")
Losers from WHERE??? Hey now, you’re hitting mighty close to home!
OOOO, he’s been around for 6 whole months and never gotten flamed. Nothing like an old timer!
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### Author:  [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/26 "2001-10-04T04:46:51Z")
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> \*Originally posted by ultress \*
> \*\*It does not work this way. You already know that. You have to be called to the Pit by someone, you can’t call yourself nor can you purposely ask for flames.
> Now you see why you are still considered a newbie! \*\*
If this is true, then I must be a real doper. I’ve been called to the Pit by someone, and I’m still pushed aside _sniffles_ not that I care or anything…much.
Pay attention to meeeee! 😉
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### Author:  [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/27 "2001-10-04T09:19:49Z")
Pssst, **Superdude** ; meet me over [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90972). Your wildest fantasies (or perhaps not) fulfilled!
[sub]Just have a sensa humour, 'kay?[/sub]
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### Author:  [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/28 "2001-10-04T09:27:05Z")
You’re asking what’s **wrong** with us? You obviously haven’t visited the Pit often enough if youdon’t know the answer to that one by now…every 5th thread tells us **exactly** what’s wrong with us (in excruciating, 5 page detail).
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/29 "2001-10-04T09:38:08Z")
I tried this once…
I needed some insults to hurl at **Tommy Two-Ties** when he was being a particularly stubborn little bitch, so I started a thread called “Flame ME, Dammit”… or something like that.
Bad idea!
I had to beg **Lynn** to close it for me because I was absolutely dying of embarassment!!
Good luck, **SuperDude**!
(Fuckface!)
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### Author:  [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/30 "2001-10-04T15:20:52Z")
You’d feel better by having a thread pointing out what a shitlicker you are?
Me, I’d rather see a thread saying what a brilliant poster I was…
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### Author:  [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/31 "2001-10-04T15:30:06Z")
Perhaps you haven’t been flamed because you’re so bland as to not stick out in anyone’s mind?
Fortunately, the “spray pheromones all over the system” tack seems to be working beautifully. From all appearances, you’re doing a fine job of making a lot of people think you’re not worth talking to…and being not worth talking to is either your first step to an actual Pit thread, or your first step toward finding a more appropriate place to try to fuck some internet chick.
Of course, I could be wrong. It’s happened before.
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/32 "2001-10-04T16:00:57Z")
Ya know it kinda makes you wonder with some of these people of you told them they had to walk out in front of a Mack truck to be a true Doper how many would do it?
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### Author:  [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/33 "2001-10-04T16:15:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by reprise \*
> \*\*You’re asking what’s **wrong** with us? You obviously haven’t visited the Pit often enough if youdon’t know the answer to that one by now…every 5th thread tells us **exactly** what’s wrong with us (in excruciating, 5 page detail). \*\*
You know, I found this hilarious.
Personally, the one Pit thread that has ever been mine I appreciated. But that didn’t happen until I had been here nearly a year…
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/34 "2001-10-04T16:27:08Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
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> > \*\*CrankyAsAnOldMan \*\*
> > Fuckin’ losers from Kentucky.
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> I’d just like to point out, once again, that I’m not from the cousin-fucking backwater state. Hell, I don’t even _like_ these idiots!
I beg your pardon!
You gotta go to Ohio to find a REAL asshole.
😃
Superdude you’re not making the home state proud. Do us all a favor and move away.
(Just tryin’ to help ya out, bud.)
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/35 "2001-10-04T16:36:39Z")
::turning to face camera::
This just in: In a tragic turn of events related to a desperate grab for attention on a message baord, The Baby Jesus has drown in his own tears.
And now to the weather.
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/36 "2001-10-04T16:37:24Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Ellen \*
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> You gotta go to Ohio to find a REAL asshole.
> \*\*
Once again Ellen demonstrates her wit and intelligence, and why she’s on Cranky’s List of Favorites.
Sitting pretty in Michigan, farting to the south,
Cranky
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/37 "2001-10-04T16:47:29Z")
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> You gotta go to Ohio to find a REAL asshole.
Hey! What’d I ever do to _you_? Never mind, I’ll go find something to do that’ll fulfill your prophecy.
::off to edit some of Ellen’s posts.::
Edited to remove the goddamned smilies. Fuck.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 10-04-2001 at 11:56 AM]
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### Author:  [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/38 "2001-10-04T17:02:51Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Ellen \*
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> Superdude you’re not making the home state proud. Do us all a favor and move away.
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> (Just tryin’ to help ya out, bud.) \*\*
Thanks, but I AM making my home state proud. I’m actually FROM Indiana. I just LIVE in Kentucky.
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/39 "2001-10-04T17:44:53Z")
Yes, yes, Indiana. Well known for…WTF is Indiana known for again?
Oh, and **Ellen** , dear, just stick to your “masturbation is exercise” theory, “Manslick Road” and mechanical producers of female sexual arousal and leave this to those that aren’t so obviously sex-obsessed, okay?
**Cranky, Cranky, Cranky** after all this time, I thought you knew: Ohioans are used to the smell of shit coming down from AnnArbor.
😃
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### Author:  [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-fucks-wrong-with-you-people/85252/40 "2001-10-04T22:14:58Z")
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*
> **Yes, yes, Indiana. Well known for…WTF is Indiana known for again?**
I believe it’s the wall-to-wall corn.
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