What the heck are "Dude Eggs"?

It would be better if they called it the Testival Festicle.

A Ball Ball.

Clinton, Montana. I guess, not far from Frog Dick, South Dakota, where they have the annual Sheep Castration Celebration, last week of July? [Nod to Bob Martin].

Sadly, the Clinton, Montana Testicle Festival is no more:

Newsweek has more information:

Huh, isn’t Newsweek an American magazine? I thought that the phrase “drink-driving” was a Britishism.

Newsweek is American, but one consequence of globalization of media is that many words and phrases once marked as regionalisms have spread wide.

Product should’ve been named Dude Berries.

A fierce competition, no doubt.

You mock, but it’s up against Evil Kneival Days, a Maggot festival, and two different Fiber Festivals! Festivals in Montana 2019-2020 | Montana Festivals | Everfest

No frozen dead guy, no sale.