# What the heck does "I'm ready's brother" mean?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [November 10, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162 "2015-11-10T03:00:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/1 "2015-11-10T03:00:04Z")

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I know it means that you are “ready” to do something, but what does the “brother” part mean?

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/2 "2015-11-10T03:02:22Z")

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A play on words, suggesting a whimsical mis-identification

“Are you ready?”  
“No, I’m Ready’s brother.”

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/3 "2015-11-10T04:28:34Z")

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For kicks I’ve just tried to trace it and can find this mentioning its use in that exact way [by Gertrude Stein](https://books.google.com/books?id=AXYMxAJkN3cC&pg=PA405&lpg=PA405&dq=%22ready%27s+brother%22&source=bl&ots=M-gj_eD7xQ&sig=FUelDOhUCCRUnYYo8_oJcOON2lM&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCYQ6AEwAWoVChMI6LvY0P2EyQIVR0QmCh0lDAJC#v=onepage&q=%22ready's%20brother%22&f=false) in 1923.

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> You are ready. Are you ready. No I am ready’s brother. Are you ready yet. Not yet.

But its use goes back before that in this 1910 ad:

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> Yes, Mr. Stationer. We are “Ready’s Brother,” with a Superb new line …

Maybe someone else can trace farther back than that? I read it as similar to “Danger? Danger’s my middle name.”

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**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/4 "2015-11-10T04:55:49Z")

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I have always taken it to mean I could not possibly be more ready than I am right now.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/5 "2015-11-10T06:52:11Z")

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Could it be a play on the common response ‘I was _born_ ready!’ ?

(does ‘born ready’ go back as far as **DSeid** ’s cite?)

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/6 "2015-11-10T08:39:32Z")

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Google Ngram indicates an increasing number of uses of “I was born ready” since the mid-1960’s. Aside from some cases where those words appear together just at random, there’s one earlier use of the sentence. This was in 1929 in the story “Dudley and Gilderoy: A Nonsense” by Algernon Blackwood. I suspect that the sentence was only used in a few social circles before the mid-1960’s and only at that point became well known.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/7 "2015-11-10T09:04:44Z")

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> [@DSeid](#):
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> …I read it as similar to “Danger? Danger’s my middle name.”

> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Could it be a play on the common response ‘I was _born_ ready!’ ?..
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> > [@Onomatopoeia](#):
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> > I have always taken it to mean I could not possibly be more ready than I am right now.

+3

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/8 "2015-11-10T16:13:57Z")

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I’m not Ready, but I’m close to Ready.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/9 "2015-11-10T16:22:37Z")

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Yes, it sounds like it mean’s “nearly ready” as Dr. Drake points out. Compare this to the use of “mama” as in a line I once read in a book from the 70’s: “He had dope’s mama!” meaning a lot of dope.

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**Author:** ![The\_dread\_simoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_dread\_simoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_dread_simoom)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/10 "2015-11-10T20:46:16Z")

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Hmmm. I thought Ready’s brother was Rough…

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/11 "2015-11-10T21:26:52Z")

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> [@The\_dread\_simoom](#):
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> Hmmm. I thought Ready’s brother was Rough…

Same thought here.

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**Author:** ![turtlescanfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@turtlescanfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/turtlescanfly)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/12 "2015-11-11T01:22:16Z")

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I’m Ready’s sister’s neighbor’s ex-boyfriends former mailman. What does that make you?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-does-im-readys-brother-mean/737162/13 "2015-11-11T01:27:25Z")

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> [@Bullitt](#):
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> Same thought here.

Me too.
