# What the heck is a "Greek Sandwich?" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 13, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352 "2003-04-13T00:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![preacherswife](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@preacherswife](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/preacherswife)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/1 "2003-04-13T00:17:09Z")
OK, I would consider myself to be a person who knows a thing or two about sex but I read that term in a book and although I have an idea as to what it is, I am really not sure? We are not talking food here ladies and gentlemen… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/2 "2003-04-13T00:52:13Z")
guess…3 way, simultaneous anal sex? ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/3 "2003-04-13T00:59:49Z")
A woman between two men, getting simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally is my guess. I don’t know if that’s the same thing **Casey1505** had in mind or not–while watching porn, I’ve seen two penises shoved into one anus before, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/4 "2003-04-13T01:02:07Z")
[Souvlaki](http://www.athensguide.com/souvlaki.html). ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/5 "2003-04-13T01:03:36Z")
You have to insert the sandwich manually. It’s basically a process of reverse digestion. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/6 "2003-04-13T01:07:12Z")
But then you end up shitting out your mouth, if _South Park_ is correct. And it always is. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/7 "2003-04-13T02:25:04Z")
Not quite what I had in mind. I was thinking it was 3 guys, spooned, I guess, one getting, the one behind him giving and getting, and the guy behind him giving. I guess to be polite, the guy in the way back spot gould give the first guy a hand job if he wanted to be nice… I am not gay ([seinfeld] not that there’s anything wrong with it… [/seinfeld]), nor do I watch gay porn, so this is just a guess. ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/8 "2003-04-13T02:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*[Souvlaki](http://www.athensguide.com/souvlaki.html). \*\* Now those I’m familiar with, though with a different name I cannot pronounce–there was a hole-in-the-wall restaurant run by a Greek family in my home town. You can now buy fake pre-made ones at, of all places, the Wal-Mart Supercenter. Thanks to this thread, I will probably never look at those Greek sandwhiches the same way again. I will, however, probably eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/9 "2003-04-13T03:40:13Z")
Gyro. Get the kind made with a spit. ---
**Author:** ![Badge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Badge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badge)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/10 "2003-04-13T04:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Gyro. > Get the kind made with a spit. \*\* One of those lines that really hit you on the first quick reading. _Why would I want a Gyro made **with spit**?_ ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/11 "2003-04-13T04:56:46Z")
Wow. First thread featuring Greek takeaway foods and anal sex. Thanks guys. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/12 "2003-04-13T14:10:06Z")
Whatsamatta? Didn’t you see the movie “Feta Attraction”? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/13 "2003-04-13T18:27:07Z")
Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Well, in my search for enlightenment, I discovered [this](http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html) site. Um, YIKES!!! ---
**Author:** ![preacherswife](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@preacherswife](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/preacherswife)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/14 "2003-04-13T19:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by featherlou \* > \*\*Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms > > Well, in my search for enlightenment, I discovered [this](http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html) site. Um, YIKES!!! \*\* 1. The damn site did not answer my question. 2. It also made me sorry I asked 3. That was some of the most foul, disgusting shit I have ever read 4. I forwarded the site to like 10 people. hahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/15 "2003-04-13T20:04:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badge \* > \*\*One of those lines that really hit you on the first quick reading. > > _Why would I want a Gyro made **with spit**?_ \*\* Not “made with spit.” Made “with **a** spit.” It is spit roasted. A spit being a metal bar. You don’t want those crummy gyros that are just frozen, prepackaged slices. For the true gyro, you want one fresh off the spit. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/16 "2003-04-13T21:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Not “made with spit.” Made “with **a** spit.” It is spit roasted. > > A spit being a metal bar. You don’t want those crummy gyros that are just frozen, prepackaged slices. For the true gyro, you want one fresh off the spit. \*\* WHOOOOSH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/17 "2003-04-14T04:24:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\*Not quite what I had in mind. I was thinking it was 3 guys, spooned, I guess, one getting, the one behind him giving and getting, and the guy behind him giving. I guess to be polite, the guy in the way back spot gould give the first guy a hand job if he wanted to be nice… > > I am not gay ([seinfeld] not that there’s anything wrong with it… [/seinfeld]), nor do I watch gay porn, so this is just a guess. \*\* I thought that was a “daisy chain”? 😕 Oh, and I am SO sending that site to SAAN. It would be perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/18 "2003-04-14T04:28:58Z")
I thought a daisy chain was women…? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-a-greek-sandwich/168352/19 "2003-04-14T22:25:56Z")
No, I looked up “daisy chain”, and it turns out it’s a ring of people performing oral sex on each other-ideally, it should lead to the last person going down on the first person. Or something. Kind of like one big massive 69.