# What the heck is my male cat doing to my female cat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-my-male-cat-doing-to-my-female-cat/360331>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-my-male-cat-doing-to-my-female-cat/360331 "2006-06-11T19:55:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-my-male-cat-doing-to-my-female-cat/360331/41 "2006-06-12T18:48:03Z")

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[QUOTE=simster]  
You don’t come here for the huntin’, do ya?  
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I was thinking of closing the post with that same exact punchline. That’s _exactly_ what it reminds me of!

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-my-male-cat-doing-to-my-female-cat/360331/42 "2006-06-13T01:00:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
Not all. If you’re ever in Spain and deadly bored, I can introduce you to some of my ex-bosses. For example, that QC manager who started every morning yelling at the ultra-polite warehouse manager: “I’m going to rip your head off” at the top of her lungs; we could hear her through two concrete walls.  
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Heh, there are always exceptions. 😉 My point is, that **Opalcat** can see the futility of reconquering those who are not rebelling, so she thinks what her male cat is doing is silly. The cat, however cannot understand things the way she does.

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**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-my-male-cat-doing-to-my-female-cat/360331/43 "2006-06-13T03:17:51Z")

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> [@betenoir](#):
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> She should have a safe word.

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Bananas!

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😃

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