# What the HECK is the gal upstairs using? (tool, device, etc)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 17, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462 "2010-04-17T16:28:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/41 "2010-04-19T19:19:26Z")

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Shredder!

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/42 "2010-04-19T19:58:50Z")

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I vote a paper shredder with a sex toy attached to it.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/43 "2010-04-19T20:59:04Z")

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Now _THAT_ sounds like an idea that the Bad Idea Bears would surely endorse.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/44 "2010-04-21T16:33:04Z")

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> [@Race\_Harley](#):
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> Another vote for paper shredder.

I’m with paper shredder, too. Once a day… probably throwing mail in the shredder, stuff like credit card applications, etc.

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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/45 "2010-04-22T09:29:43Z")

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It sounds like a router to me but then again, I do a lot of woodworking.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-heck-is-the-gal-upstairs-using-tool-device-etc/536462/46 "2010-04-22T11:36:25Z")

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> [@Dereknocue67](#):
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> It sounds like a router to me

You have a very noisy modem.

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