They’ve always struck me as adult toys that accidentally (oh, if only!) got shifted over to the pee-wee set. It’s not so much that they’re “whorish”, per se; it’s that they’re age-inappropriate. I could certainly see me and the sisters-in-law playing with them. But children don’t need to play “hooker fantasy” just yet.
Their faces have unrealistic proportions, eyes too big, lips not nature made, (That’s the “bee stung lip” look, it goes beyond the natural, beautiful large lips I’ve seen.) and no noses. They are ugly.
And they strangely resemble the Olsen twins!
(would that I could link to images)
At least Barbie held jobs. She didn’t look like an ecstasy-taking raver skank.
Did Barbie ever hold a job? Definitely not a long term one. One month she’s a doctor, the next she’s a ballerina, then a ballerina and so on. I always figured she was a chronic ne’er-do-well and just got fired from job after job.
You’re forgetting about when she became an airline pilot and Ken was a flight steward. Clearly, it looks like there’s something totally fucked up with Barbie. Either she’s being stalked by Ken, or Ken’s gay, Barbie’s obsessed with him, and thinks that by becoming a high powered career woman who outranks him, she can force him into falling in love with him. Hmmm, Barbie guilty of sexual harassment?
Well yeah - but they are usually high-ranking jobs that usually call for a lot of education and/or licensing. Maybe she’s just a Frank Abagnale wannabe.
ETA: Barbie’s careers. Quite a mix there. I kind of want paleontologist Barbie.
Makes it possible to bang their faces against your lower belly without pain.
And no annoying nose rings to get caught in your hair while you’re banging their faces.
That’s beautiful. Thanks.