# What the hell beeped?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 17, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086 "2018-07-17T14:35:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/41 "2018-07-18T20:57:32Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Whatever it is, it beeped again last night. Most annoying.

May I suggest flipping the breaker for those hard wired detectors the next night it’s warm enough to sleep w/ the windows open?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/42 "2018-07-18T21:05:09Z")

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Some birds have taken to imitating the sound of electronics.

Or, maybe, a truck outside, backing up?

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**Author:** ![Lightlystarched](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Lightlystarched](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightlystarched)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/43 "2018-07-18T22:16:02Z")

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Ugh. My mystery beep was the battery dying in a food thermometer in a cutlery drawer.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/44 "2018-07-19T15:39:05Z")

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> [@divemaster](#):
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> I would if I could find them. Alas, I believe they fled the country ahead of the 7-8 creditors trying to find them, if my mail has been any indication over the years. I know for a fact they bailed on the house (we bought it from foreclosure).

Poor Montresor has been signalling you in Morse Code nightly with his fading watch alarm and you’ve left him walled up all this time?!

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/45 "2018-07-19T17:34:57Z")

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> [@wonky](#):
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> I started a thread on a [BEEP](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=781599) a while ago. It was the Verizon FIOS battery. I didn’t know the FIOS had a battery until then. BEEEEEEP.

> [@minor7flat5](#):
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> Came to mention the same Verizon FIOS battery.
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> It drove me nuts until I found it. A quick order on Amazon and I had a new battery to swap in.

This.

I assume you saw these posts and don’t have Fios, **Chefguy**?

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/46 "2018-07-19T19:02:50Z")

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My “What’s Beeping?” story turned out to be one of my kid’s Furbies! I was ready to rip the sheet rock off the wall to find it! The batteries were running low and I guess it was giving a warning.  
So… I’m going to suggest you check any kids toys; if that’s the sort of thing you have around your house. Good Luck!

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/47 "2018-07-19T19:12:50Z")

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I’ll bet you dollars to donuts it’s the CO detector (yes I read the OP). They chirp three times when failing no where near as loud as it’s actual alarm. Humor me and take the batteries out and see if it continues. While you are at it check the date on it. They only have about a 10 year life.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/48 "2018-07-19T19:48:09Z")

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> [@Misnomer](#):
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> This.
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> I assume you saw these posts and don’t have Fios, **Chefguy**?

Correct. Also, no kids in the house. Also, CO detector is right next to the bed, so we would have figured it out right away.

And no beeping last night.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/49 "2018-07-19T20:33:10Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> And no beeping last night.

Prepare for beeping twice tonight.😃

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/50 "2018-07-22T18:29:47Z")

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Do you have any enemies? Perhaps someone ‘gifted’ you with an [Annoy-a-tron](https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/kmnr/)…

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/51 "2018-07-22T19:21:26Z")

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No beeping for the past five nights. Whatever it was either died or was somehow remedied.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/52 "2018-07-23T19:07:19Z")

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I love a happy ending. 🙂

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/53 "2018-07-23T22:44:36Z")

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_ **beep…beep** _

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-beeped/818086/54 "2018-07-23T23:34:45Z")

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At the place I stay in Barbados every winter one of the BRs that my son was about to come and sleep in had such a beep. Every 30 seconds and we could not hear where it was coming from. Finally the electrician we got noticed some locked cabinets. Fortunately, the housekeeper had keys. Sure enough there was a dying smoke detector inside. Utter stupidity.

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