# "What the hell did I just watch?" Weirdest stuff on Youtube **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 19, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144 "2012-09-19T04:59:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/1 "2012-09-19T04:59:02Z")
I just watched a video on teledildonics (meaning remote control vibrating dildo software) with emacs that gets more intense the deeper your LISP parenthesis expressions are, and I’m very disturbed\*… and I seriously can’t tell if it’s a joke or not. I assume the part about the eugenics is, but the rest? Can. Not Tell. Mostly safe for work, except there’s a picture of a penis-shaped dildo and a fleshlight near the end – nothing too bad. I’ll two-click it just in case. [noparse][Deldo - Vibration Control and Teledildonics Mode for Emacs - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo%5B/noparse%5D) So what’s the weirdest crap YOU’VE seen on youtube? - Might bit of hyperbole, but I am a little weirded out… ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/2 "2012-09-19T12:24:45Z")
when someone asks me for a weird YT video, this is always my first goto: [noparse][- YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY%5B/noparse%5D) ---
**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/3 "2012-09-19T22:12:40Z")
Teledildonics is my new favorite word. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/4 "2012-09-20T00:56:33Z")
If I owned the world, every cable and satellite provider would have a channel that played [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__XhXf9rPI) 24/7/365. Perhaps with appropriate seasonal adornments. ---
**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/5 "2012-09-20T02:03:33Z")
[I Feel Fantastic](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI) ---
**Author:** ![cordylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@cordylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cordylus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/6 "2012-09-20T02:12:25Z")
[UFO PORNO!!!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=FLlZOAd2AqbFOk3SFJoafWiw&v=bb3QbPOneh4&feature=player_detailpage) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/7 "2012-09-20T02:30:23Z")
Anything by [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw). ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/8 "2012-09-20T02:35:00Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Anything by [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw). Love that guy. Uses computer animation in an interesting (although a bit disturbing) way. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/9 "2012-09-20T02:39:33Z")
I do like [Pickle Surprise](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4). ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/10 "2012-09-29T20:52:35Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > If I owned the world, every cable and satellite provider would have a channel that played [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__XhXf9rPI) 24/7/365. Perhaps with appropriate seasonal adornments. Looks like the work of cyriak. ETA: who I now see was also mentioned in this thread. Yeah, that guy is brilliant. I’ve wasted hours playing some of his stuff over and over again. Some great music too. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_C](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Captain\_C](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_C)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/11 "2012-09-29T21:38:19Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Anything by [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw). The ‘top comments’ to any of his videos crack me up every time. “I thought my drink tasted funny…” ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/12 "2012-09-29T22:11:48Z")
Maybe not so weird as merely (!) impressive, [Michael Moschen.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjHoedoSUXY) [More Moschen](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=8OTb8tga-yg) ---
**Author:** ![jkirkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@jkirkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkirkman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/13 "2012-09-30T00:59:05Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/HNMq8XS4LhE/maxresdefault.jpg "Thanks, Smokey!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE) might be NSFW not safe for sanity, anyway ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/14 "2012-09-30T01:15:23Z")
[Cows & Cows & Cows](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkBo8zYCYI) ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/15 "2012-10-01T14:19:38Z")
Very probably NSFW: [Interior Semiotics](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY). The real WTFery is about 4 minutes in. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/16 "2012-10-01T17:47:25Z")
wtf ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/17 "2012-10-01T17:53:26Z")
If there was ever a thread where video links should be accompanied by descriptions, _this is the one_. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/18 "2012-10-01T18:04:04Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If there was ever a thread where video links should be accompanied by descriptions, _this is the one_. My link features lots of cows. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/19 "2012-10-01T18:17:10Z")
> [@ExcitedIdiot](#): > > Teledildonics is my new favorite word. _“I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.” “Yes, sir.” “Are you listening?” “Yes, I am.” “Teledildonics.”_ I’m sure Mrs. Robinson would have backed him up on this. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144/20 "2012-10-01T18:40:13Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > If there was ever a thread where video links should be accompanied by descriptions, _this is the one_. Post #12: Awesome juggler, juggling rubber balls against a contraption to make music. Post #13: Comedy video about a guy turned on by young women dancing in a field… ends with a twist. Post #14: Performance art piece. I don’t really get it. Attractive young woman doing… something. Eventually takes her shirt off, but she’s wearing a bra. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-did-i-just-watch-weirdest-stuff-on-youtube/635144.md?page=2)