# What the hell is Bush doing in this picture?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975 "2003-08-04T21:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/21 "2003-08-05T00:18:08Z")
:smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/22 "2003-08-05T00:29:18Z")
“It’s alright everyone, I know CPR!” ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/23 "2003-08-05T00:54:24Z")
Clearly, he’s trying to ingratiate himself with Michigan voters by working on his famous imitation of Mark Fidrych. ---
**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/24 "2003-08-05T01:03:14Z")
Since when does Bush run around kissing male supporters? _Grown_ male supporters?? I am suspicious here. . . ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/25 "2003-08-05T01:04:11Z")
We’re all sinners. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/26 "2003-08-05T01:13:02Z")
This appears to be exactly the same type of aleged behavior holding up the confirmation of the gay Episcopalian bishop. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/27 "2003-08-05T03:07:06Z")
And the Lord Bush layethed on his holy hands and pressed his devine lips to the sinner’s head, and proclaimed “Thou art saaayaved!” ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/28 "2003-08-05T03:12:02Z")
It’s Mikail Gorbachev, and he’s trying to spit-shine the birthmark off. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/29 "2003-08-05T03:15:56Z")
I don’t see why Bush is so against gay marriages, given whatever the heck it is he is doing in this photo. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/30 "2003-08-05T03:42:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Clearly, he’s trying to ingratiate himself with Michigan voters by working on his famous imitation of Mark Fidrych. \*\* On behalf of the Fidrych Fan Club of SE Michigan, we honor you today, **manhattan** with a 20 bird salute, for making such a obscure reference to a long-forgotten Tiger legend. Happy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/31 "2003-08-05T04:42:01Z")
“In the name of the little baby Lord Christ Jesus and the venerated co-redemptrix Ann Coulter, I command you LIBERAL demons to come OUT! BE HEALED!” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/32 "2003-08-05T05:04:35Z")
“Ooh! Look! This is CLEARLY evidence of WMDs in Iraq! Wait, what? This isn’t a map of Iraq? This is a shaved head? Well, the point is, and has been for some time, that there is obviously a program for the creation of WMDs, or intent to create, or intent to have a program…” ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/33 "2003-08-05T05:28:41Z")
George Bush is a vampire. He just can’t tell where the neck is. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/34 "2003-08-05T05:42:41Z")
Bush thought the guy was the Great and Glorious Oz, and this was how he was going to finally get a brain. \*If I only had a brain . . \* ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/35 "2003-08-05T06:08:46Z")
“Dude! Carb it! Carb it!” ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/36 "2003-08-05T06:10:31Z")
Damn, I’m glad there are no pictures from when the president kissed **me** on my forehead. ---
**Author:** ![verbigerate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a5b964/32.png) [@verbigerate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbigerate)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/37 "2003-08-05T06:20:21Z")
“All I gotta do is pick up that 7-10 split” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/38 "2003-08-05T06:46:10Z")
[I love b3ta](http://www.b3ta.com/board/1726361). (I actually had this opened in Photoshop to try it, but it had already been done – likely much better than I could manage.) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/39 "2003-08-05T10:45:46Z")
He’s just rubbing and kissing his lucky charm. Some folks carry around a rabbit’s foot. Bush carries aroung a campaign fund contributor. To each his own. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/40 "2003-08-05T11:15:40Z")
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