# What the hell is Bush doing in this picture?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975 "2003-08-04T21:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/41 "2003-08-05T11:34:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Vulcan mind-meld… Wouldn’t that require two minds? ---
**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/42 "2003-08-05T11:37:37Z")
Seconds earlier: “Hey, wanna hear my voice go all high-pitched? Check this out!” Seriously, that’s weird. What’s with the vice-like grip he’s got on the poor guy’s head? And the inordinate amount of suction he’s apparently applying? Is he giving a hickie? It’s even funnier if you think of the two hands on the suck-ee’s back as also belonging to Bush - it transforms him into a hideous insectiod parasite creature. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/43 "2003-08-05T12:01:46Z")
Somebody should tell Bush that politicians traditionally kiss big contributors’ **butts**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/44 "2003-08-05T12:10:48Z")
Oh come on isn’t it obvious. He’s trying to find his ass with both hands. ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/45 "2003-08-05T12:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \* > \*\*I’m more concerned about the woman in the background. . . \*\* That’s not just some _woman_, she’s the High Priestess! ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/46 "2003-08-05T19:00:45Z")
I go with b., inflation. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/47 "2003-08-05T19:06:44Z")
“…and then I took Laura’s face gently in my hands, like this, and…” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/48 "2003-08-05T19:08:26Z")
“This egg sure got a tough yolk.” ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/49 "2003-08-05T19:08:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lamar Mundane \* > \*\*I know that bald guy. He’s a dickhead. \*\* _falls over_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/50 "2003-08-05T19:24:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NinjaChick \* > \*\*Creepy! Creepy picture! Creepy on so many levels! > > _sluuuuuurp_ > > Me, I wanna know what on _earth_ is up with the woman in the upper left. Something about the angle her head is at (broken neck?), the blood-like lipstick, the green suit…Methinks she’s actually yelling, “C’mon, Georgie! Enough brains for now - they’re on to us!” > > Or, possibly…not. \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/51 "2003-08-05T20:26:47Z")
BRAAAAINS! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/52 "2003-08-05T20:36:02Z")
Seconds later the guy says, “I’ll give you another million if you move down 3 feet”. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/53 "2003-08-05T21:27:10Z")
practising his phrenology. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/54 "2003-08-06T00:53:08Z")
Cheating on Ari Fleischer. ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975/55 "2003-08-06T01:10:07Z")
Poor guy, he’s a little slow … all he remembers is that Clinton got a lot of bad press for getting a little head … Bush is trying to show he’s a giver not a getter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-bush-doing-in-this-picture/192975.md?page=2)