# What the hell is everybody's problem?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615 "2003-01-24T16:08:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/21 "2003-01-24T19:25:50Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*
> \*\*My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin. \*\*
Your Reference To Hong-Kong Movie Kung Fu is no match for my Yet Another Reference Hong-Kong Movie Kung Fu!!
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/22 "2003-01-24T19:26:01Z")
Well I’ve got a sore finger, what’s your problem?
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### Author:  [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/23 "2003-01-24T19:28:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*
> \*\*My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin. \*\*
Hmmm, I’d help you, but only if it were _drunken_ Shaolin, doing merely regular Shaolin is like buying a car with a V8 and lopping off two of the cylinders.
BTW, I have to say that **look!ninjas** is just about the coolest username I’ve ever seen, though I’m still not ready to take that title away from **Czarcasm** (which had me ROFL practically when I first joined the board.) “Look, ninjas!” was also my exact reaction to that music video for “Peaches” by the Presidents of the USA.
LOL, ninjas…
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/24 "2003-01-24T19:28:49Z")
Look!ninjas wrote:
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> Sometimes someone will misspell something. Of course, some know-it-all asshole feels that it’s his place to correct spelling and grammar. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! I know we’re suppose to be fighting ignorance, but we can’t always fix imperfections in someone’s spelling or typing.
That should be “I know we’re suppose **d** to be fighting ignorance…”.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/25 "2003-01-24T19:29:47Z")
My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant. We’re not even going to consider the effects of salami.
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### Author:  [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/26 "2003-01-24T19:31:55Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*
> \*\*Look!ninjas wrote:
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> That should be “I know we’re suppose **d** to be fighting ignorance…”. \*\*
Ought there be a colon in that sentence?
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### Author:  [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/27 "2003-01-24T19:33:28Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \*
> \*\*there will probably be salami left over when the other meats are gone. Now don’t get me wrong - this is good salami, but what am I supposed to do with salami alone? \*\*
I often have this same issue with packs of muenster cheese that I buy for sandwiches. The ham and turkey run out and I’m left with half a pack of cheese. My solution has been to buy extra tortillas with another dish I make, so I use the extra muenster to make quesadillas with the extra tortillas. That salami should last a while…order a pizza and slice some up on it.
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/28 "2003-01-24T19:36:00Z")
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> \*Originally posted by RexDart \*
> \*\*Ought there be a colon in that sentence? \*\*
No. But there ought to be a “to” in yours. 😛
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/29 "2003-01-24T19:42:32Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Jackmannii \*
> **My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant.**
Your dog is a chicken?
Scarlett, card-carrying HARP-y (member of “Hyphens Are the Reader’s Pal”)
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### Author:  [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/30 "2003-01-24T19:42:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*
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> And stop picking your nose when we have company over.
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> 😉 \*\*
[Seinfeld] It was just a scratch! [/Seinfeld]
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### Author:  [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/31 "2003-01-24T19:43:05Z")
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> \*Originally posted by RexDart \*
> \*\*Hmmm, I’d help you, but only if it were _drunken_ Shaolin, doing merely regular Shaolin is like buying a car with a V8 and lopping off two of the cylinders.
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We got Drunken Monkey, Paper Tiger, Eagle Claw in Tiger Fist, Snake, Crane, and Elephant Trunk. Plus i happen to have the Green Destiny in my posession…
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### Author:  [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/32 "2003-01-24T19:49:34Z")
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> My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin.
I hate it when that happens. Might I suggest that you seek out some pleasant little village beset by thugs. I bet you boys will be near by.
And, if you need an inept sidekick who manages to beat people up while trying to escape, I could use some extra work.
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### Author:  [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/33 "2003-01-24T19:50:51Z")
That should be “your boys”.
you should read the preview!
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### Author:  [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/34 "2003-01-24T20:50:34Z")
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> \*Originally posted by elf6c \*
> \*\*Hmm, newly registered poster starts out in the Pit complaining about the board. Hmm, not suspisious at all.
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> :rolleyes: \*\*
Actually, I started this thread. The fact that it’s under look!ninjas is because look!ninjas is one of my roommates. I posted the topic before realizing that it was under her user name and not mine. By the time I posted, it was too late! :eek:
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### Author:  [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/35 "2003-01-24T21:20:44Z")
Exactly what a ninja woud say!! Get 'em!!!
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/36 "2003-01-24T21:41:56Z")
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> \*Originally posted by RexDart \*
> \*\*Ought there be a colon in that sentence? \*\*
Shouldn’t you have said “oughtn’t”?
Is correct spelling and grammer to much to ask, really? 🙂
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/37 "2003-01-24T21:51:04Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Alias \*
> \*\*Actually, I started this thread. The fact that it’s under look!ninjas is because look!ninjas is one of my roommates. I posted the topic before realizing that it was under her user name and not mine. By the time I posted, it was too late! :eek: \*\*
This from someone named Alias? Hmmm…
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### Author:  [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/38 "2003-01-24T21:58:18Z")
**too** much to ask. 😃
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### Author:  [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/39 "2003-01-24T22:02:12Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Jackmannii \*
> \*\*My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant. \*\*
HATE CRIME!!!
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### Author:  [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/40 "2003-01-24T22:07:43Z")
Me too, I hate crime with a passion.
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