# What the hell is everybody's problem?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615 "2003-01-24T16:08:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![SandWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8491ac/32.png) [@SandWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandWriter)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/61 "2003-01-25T17:20:53Z")

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And here I thought everyone’s problem was that they were underpaid and overworked.

As for dead ninjas, I think you have to feed them some salami every once in awhile.

BTW, this thread is really fucking funny!

…you spelled similarites wrong…

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-everybodys-problem/150615/62 "2003-01-25T22:30:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*  
> \*\*My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin. \*\*

But [ninjas](http://www.realultimatepower.net) are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

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