# What the hell is wrong with my Oreos?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 2, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103 "2001-05-02T16:43:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/21 "2001-05-05T09:33:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Oreos are best if dipped in milk until soggy…mmmmmmm…  
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:::gag:::

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Milk is so gross!! Why would you contaminate a perfectly delicious Oreo by dipping it in _milk_??!?!

And those fudge covered Oreos were fairly gross. 😛

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/22 "2001-05-05T09:36:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vengeance and dust \*  
> \*\*Geez, I’ve always hated Oreos. They’re way too hard and the filling tastes sickeningly sweet. I’ve never met someone else who didn’t like them, either, and I don’t understand why, considering how much better (and cheaper) homemade cookies are. \*\*

I used to bake cookies a lot. Until I moved into this house, which doesn’t have a functional oven. ☹

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/23 "2001-05-05T20:39:18Z")

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Cyn: Hydrox are NOT better than Oreo’s.  
Cite please?😉

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/24 "2001-05-05T23:40:03Z")

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> …it’s disgusting. The cream has **no flavour.** To check this, I lick the cream off. Still, no flavour.\*\* Too sweet.\*\* Too gooey.

How can it be flavorless and sweet??

Personally, I like how the filling tastes, so I only eat double-stuff ones.

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**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/25 "2001-05-06T14:29:30Z")

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**elfkin** : There’s a difference between flavour and taste. Taste is primarily what you sense on your tongue\*: sweet, sour, salty, bitter, and umami. Flavour is taste _plus_ aroma. No aroma, no flavour. Just a sweet taste.

A dictionary is your friend.

\*[sub]Technically, anyway. Colloquially, taste can mean flavour, too, but flavour never means just the stuff you sense on your tongue.[/sub]

**VarlosZ** : I swear, I was only looking for the Nabisco Canada web site, but I found [this article about Canadian Oreos](http://www.southam.com/windsorstar/border/000624/701590.html).

**Biggirl** : It’s possible I have outgrown them; I’ve outgrown lots of other food. However, American food just tastes funny. Oreos are not the first product I’ve had this problem with.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/26 "2001-05-06T22:57:08Z")

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**Sua:** Holy shit. I stand corrected. Had I known this before I went ot Montreal yesterday I would have done a little taste test.

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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/27 "2001-05-07T00:55:29Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by VarlosZ \*  
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> Needless to say, I find it extraordinarily doubtful that they make Oreos “different” in Canada. In fact, do they even make them in Canada at all? \*\*

As a 3-year boarding school resident of Canada (thank god I no longer live in the great, hellacious north), I can vouch for the fact that they make Corn Pops COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT up there. Not even remotely similar to the regular ones.

I don’t know what the hell their problem is that they had to go and create a new product and sell it under the same name up there. Blech.

They might just as easily make oreos different.

My $0.02

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/28 "2001-05-07T01:11:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bwk \*  
> \*\*…the colored skudge…I hate the skudge…colored skudge is beyond nasty…vats of scary colored skudge… skudge is SO scary. \*\*

SKUDGE is a _good_ word, very descriptive.

Add it to your vocabulary folks, because it’s going to be right up there with _felching, squicking_ and _“Touch your nose!”_

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**Author:** ![gadgetgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@gadgetgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gadgetgirl)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-my-oreos/64103/29 "2001-05-07T01:26:09Z")

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I must admit, I love Oreos.Even though I don’t get them very often (but I can have all the vegemite I can handle, ug)  
But one thing always bothered me. The filling is called “stuff”. Not “creamy goodness” or “yummy white filling” or even “a slice of heaven”. It’s called “stuff”. I guess it bothers me because when I was a kid we used to call out genetals “stuff” (you know, “girl-stuff” or “boy-stuff”).  
Strange.

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