# What the Holy Hell is under our porch? True Story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 19, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581 "2008-10-19T00:19:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/81 "2008-10-20T20:34:55Z")

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Wow, an Albino Grey Squirrel, thats pretty interesting. He must be a reincarnate of someone.

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**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/82 "2008-10-20T20:46:17Z")

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There’s one on The Ohio State University’s main campus, I’ve been told. Maybe it’s common around here, but he’s the first I’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/83 "2008-10-20T20:50:14Z")

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We had two albino squirrels living in a dead tree in our backyard for a while. Now there’s just one. I don’t know what happened to the other one. I also saw one near the parking lot of my daughter’s preschool one morning.

They must be native to central Ohio or something. Weird.

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**Author:** ![jay-c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@jay-c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jay-c)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/84 "2008-10-20T21:07:02Z")

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Do you live in Dublin or Worthington? Because I’ve dropped him off in Worthington several times now, and he’s currently in my backyard in Dublin.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/85 "2008-10-20T21:23:40Z")

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> [@Phlosphr](#):
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> Great! Now I can wear a straw hat, sailer shirt and no pants. I’m sure to get arrested…

Funny, I’d always pictured you that way.

My family once had Flying Squirrels in our crawlspace, when we lived in Chattanooga.

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-holy-hell-is-under-our-porch-true-story/468581/86 "2008-10-21T09:39:45Z")

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There are white squirrels in Olney, IL.

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