# What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 19, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460 "2018-05-19T14:16:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460/121 "2018-06-15T12:34:41Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> Lawyers with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!!

That would be inhuman!

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**Author:** ![johnod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dc4da7/32.png) [@johnod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnod)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460/122 "2018-06-15T20:40:33Z")

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If you’re expecting predominantly male rabble, then I suggest feminists, they seem pretty vicious.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460/123 "2018-06-15T21:34:35Z")

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> [@johnod](#):
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> If you’re expecting predominantly male rabble, then I suggest feminists, they seem pretty vicious.

Maybe some of these. (NSFW anime gif.)

[link](https://i.imgur.com/cZuDkI6.gif)

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-ideal-dangerous-creature-to-keep-in-my-moat/814460/124 "2018-06-15T22:18:32Z")

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> [@johnod](#):
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> If you’re expecting predominantly male rabble, then I suggest feminists, they seem pretty vicious.

Let’s not stray down the path, please.

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