# What the islamacists have done to South Park is worse than 9/11.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 27, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927 "2010-05-27T08:25:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/1 "2010-05-27T08:25:41Z")

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And I am not fucking kidding. Blowing up some buildings and killing a few thousand people is small potatoes. They have now obliterated the first amendment to our constitution, a much greater long term threat than any physical damage they could ever perpetrate in their wildest dreams. They now effectively control what the free world can say and watch and hear.

And they have done a damn good job of it! Usually if I want to see a SP ep that isn’t yet cleared for contractual reasons, I can still find it through illegitimate channels on the internet. I can’t find episode 200 anywhere. It has been totally expunged from history, as far as I can tell.

For the record, Mohammed was a child molesting sheep fucker. His followers are in the stone age. They are a cancer that should be stricken from the planet with radiation therapy.

And a big Suck Satan’s Gonorrhea Infested Cock to Cartoon Network for knuckling under to these stone age barbarians.

How much more are we gong to take?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/2 "2010-05-27T08:47:08Z")

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Actually it’s cowards and political correctness that has done the damage. People should be prepared to fight back against this sort of thing, but they aren’t - not because they’re afraid of Muslims, but because they are afraid of being branded racist.

Anyway aren’t you going to return to your other pit thread?

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/3 "2010-05-27T08:49:42Z")

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> [@Angry Lurker](#):
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> Anyway aren’t you going to return to your other pit thread?

Man, has that one grown! When I get a chance. Lot to read and respond to there.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/4 "2010-05-27T08:54:13Z")

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> [@Stan Shmenge](#):
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> Usually if I want to see a SP ep that isn’t yet cleared for contractual reasons, I can still find it through illegitimate channels on the internet. I can’t find episode 200 anywhere.

I’m afraid you lost me here. What do you mean by “illegitimate channels”? Are you griping because you can’t find an illegal version of a show you want to watch? Or because the legal version is taking a long time to clear for contractual reasons that are complicated by the intolerance issues? Or what?

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/5 "2010-05-27T08:56:25Z")

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Anyone know what Matt and Trey’s feeling are? My perusal of the news regarding this debacle doesn’t come up with much. CN’s line seems to be that they are protecting them, but are they actually protecting themselves?

I don’t feel this is so much a PC issue as actual fear. CN doesn’t want their headquarters bombed, IMHO. Matt and Trey seem to be the types who would go to the mat (pun not intended0 on something like this. Their corporate masters? Not so much. But I do feel the danger to our society is much more real than any terrorist act could ever be. Blow up a building and some people die, and we have to take off our shoes at the airport. Halt expression, and you have damaged the foundations of freedom in a more fundamental way.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/6 "2010-05-27T09:01:06Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> I’m afraid you lost me here. What do you mean by “illegitimate channels”? Are you griping because you can’t find an illegal version of a show you want to watch? Or because the legal version is taking a long time to clear for contractual reasons that are complicated by the intolerance issues? Or what?

No, the episodes in question have been yanked by CN, possibly forever. Not only that, usual channels that retransmit, albeit illegally, South Park episodes don’t seem to have them up either. I don’t mind waiting for contractual clearance to watch episodes, although that is kind of silly, but not being able to watch them EVER? If I were Matt and Trey, I would be looking to get out of my contract with CN, and maybe just distribute over the internet from now on. Gutless corporations + religious fanatics = bad fucking news for freedom of expression.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/7 "2010-05-27T09:23:20Z")

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> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#):
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> Gutless corporations + religious fanatics = bad fucking news for freedom of expression.

Sure. But this hasn’t in fact “obliterated” your constitutional amendment, and I would argue therefore that it isn’t worse than 9/11.

I think urging genocide on more than a billion people, however, is.

Were you always this much of a dick or is this a recent innovation?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/8 "2010-05-27T10:32:28Z")

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South Park DVD collections?

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/9 "2010-05-27T10:55:26Z")

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Dude, it’s not Islam. It’s _ **Scientology** _. Those white skinned motherfuckers like Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes are what’s ruining our freedom. Scientologists took Chef. I can not forgive them for that. I ask you: Who is going to suck on the salty chocolate balls of freedom?

WHO IS GOING TO SUCK ON THE SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS OF FREEDOM?!!!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/10 "2010-05-27T11:04:54Z")

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I’d say it’s as bad as ten 9/11s!

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/11 "2010-05-27T11:08:10Z")

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Which is like 500 7/7 London Public Transport Bombings, in our currency.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/12 "2010-05-27T11:27:15Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> I’d say it’s as bad as ten 9/11s!

That’s like 9110. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/13 "2010-05-27T11:40:55Z")

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> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#):
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> Dude, it’s not Islam. It’s _ **Scientology** _. Those white skinned motherfuckers like Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes are what’s ruining our freedom. Scientologists took Chef. I can not forgive them for that. I ask you: Who is going to suck on the salty chocolate balls of freedom?
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> WHO IS GOING TO SUCK ON THE SALTY CHOCOLATE BALLS OF FREEDOM?!!!

I have no problems with getting rid of Scientology.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/14 "2010-05-27T11:45:42Z")

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> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> South Park DVD collections?

It will be interesting to see if these episodes are put into the collection.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/15 "2010-05-27T12:12:41Z")

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> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#):
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> I have no problems with getting rid of Scientology.

Neither do I, but I have a more pertinent question. You do realize I’m mocking you, right?

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/16 "2010-05-27T12:33:09Z")

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> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#):
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> And I am not fucking kidding. Blowing up some buildings and killing a few thousand people is small potatoes.

If the terrorists were going after our potatoes, that would be like 911 9/11s.

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> They have now obliterated the first amendment to our constitution

You’re a couple of months late on this issue, but no, they haven’t. Comedy Central acted like chickenshits, but this is not a Constitutional issue. Religious and social fanatics probably have less influence over what goes on TV than ever, which is why some of them have to resort to death threats to get anybody to listen. It’s wrong that they do that, but that’s what these fuckers are like.

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/17 "2010-05-27T12:36:06Z")

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> [@Stan\_Shmenge](#):
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> I have no problems with getting rid of Scientology.

But only if we can do it constitutionally, and no animals are harmed.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/18 "2010-05-27T12:36:46Z")

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> [@LonesomePolecat](#):
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> But only if we can do it constitutionally, and no animals are harmed.

Are Thetans considered animals?

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**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/19 "2010-05-27T12:40:23Z")

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Looks like the South African [Mail and Guardian](http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-05-26-mg-meets-with-muslim-leaders)is starting to buckle under the pressure.

> [@](#):
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> The newspaper has undertaken to refrain from publishing any images of the Prophet Muhammad while reviewing its editorial policy in terms of religious matters, after a meeting with Muslim leaders from a cross-section of organisations, and interest groups.

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**Author:** ![Stan\_Shmenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Stan\_Shmenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stan_Shmenge)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-islamacists-have-done-to-south-park-is-worse-than-9-11/540927/20 "2010-05-27T12:43:49Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Are Thetans considered animals?

No, silly, they are eternal spiritual beings that are pretending to be your spleen. They were thrown into volcanoes 75,000,000 years ago, and then blown up with atom bombs. And yes, they could associate with animals. Clams for instance.

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