# What the latest about Bigfoot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136 "2008-08-15T20:04:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/81 "2008-11-12T02:23:41Z")
> [@mbedell](#): > > I dont think Bigfoot is going to stand still for you to take a sample of his hair, stool, etc So… he takes his stool with him. He collects his own stool and saves it. Bigfoot has a secret hoard of stools. Having defecated, Bigfoot grabs it and runs away. For unspecified reasons, Bigfoot is a coprophiliac. Bigfoot goes out of his way to retrieve his own feces. The Sasquatch community maintains at all times a fully stocked arsenal of poo. Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest is a hidden city made entirely of Bigfoot turds. Because Bigfoot doesn’t stand still for you to take samples. And neither does his stool. Okay then. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/82 "2008-11-12T02:27:49Z")
Bigfoot doesn’t shit. He just gets bigger. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/83 "2008-11-12T12:27:06Z")
> [@Terrifel](#): > > Bigfoot has a secret hoard of stools. Which he donates to the Stool World Museum in Blaine, Missouri. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/84 "2008-11-12T14:57:13Z")
To be fair…if bigooft poo closely resembled say…bear poo…then we may have stepped in bigfoot poo and not known it…I mean, nobody goes around collecting every bit of poo they find in the woods and testing it. Doesn’t account for the lack of bigfoot bones, or other stuff though. If there were a bigfoot, we would have found it by now. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/85 "2008-11-12T15:12:45Z")
> [@mbedell](#): > > Guys, I realize that 99% of the people here dont believe in bigfoot and that is cool The guys who faked the evidence really hurt Bigfoot investiagations for decades to come. > > However, think of this, it only takes ONE authentic siting to validate Bigfoot. Do you really think that the hundreds of bigfoot sitings since 1900 can be proven fake or explained away? Do you think ALL these people reporting are deluded? There have been reports from almost every state. Being an intelligent person I would say no. I dont think Bigfoot is going to stand still for you to take a sample of his hair, stool, etc [What I think.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo) ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/86 "2008-11-12T15:32:27Z")
> [@bdgr](#): > > To be fair…if bigooft poo closely resembled say..bear poo…then we may have stepped in bigfoot poo and not known it…I mean, nobody goes around collecting every bit of poo they find in the woods and testing it. > > Doesn’t account for the lack of bigfoot bones, or other stuff though. If there were a bigfoot, we would have found it by now. Maybe there is a secret bigfoot dying ground where they all go to die and we just haven’t found it yet because it’s … secret. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/87 "2008-11-12T17:05:22Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Maybe there is a secret bigfoot dying ground where they all go to die and we just haven’t found it yet because it’s … secret. Or it’s buried in poo. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136/88 "2008-11-12T17:17:51Z")
> [@Terrifel](#): > > Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest is a hidden city made entirely of Bigfoot turds. Smells like Tacoma. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-the-latest-about-bigfoot/460136.md?page=4)