# What this country needs is another 9/11!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 10, 2007, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115 "2007-08-10T07:41:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/41 "2007-08-10T18:06:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
Let’s see if there’s something else this country needs that will _really_ bring us together.  
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[Burning down the legislature building](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire) has worked well in the past. [Blowing up railroads](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukden_Incident) is good too.

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**Author:** ![netsplit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@netsplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netsplit)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/42 "2007-08-10T18:11:15Z")

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What I think this country needs is more hookers and pizza!

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/43 "2007-08-10T18:16:22Z")

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[QUOTE=netsplit]  
more hookers and pizza!  
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Can you sing that to the tune of ‘It’s a small world’?

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/44 "2007-08-10T18:18:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
Can you sing that to the tune of ‘It’s a small world’?  
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I don’t know about _that_, but I think we could maybe work it to the tune of “Oh What a Beautiful Morning”

_We need more hookers and pizzaaaaa…_

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/45 "2007-08-10T18:24:23Z")

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Who needs singing when you have hookers and pizza?

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**Author:** ![netsplit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@netsplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netsplit)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/46 "2007-08-10T18:32:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
Can you sing that to the tune of ‘It’s a small world’?  
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I’ll take a crack at it.  
it’s a disk of sauce, a disk of cheese  
its a lady of s&m, its a hell of a deal  
for the asian male prostitute that we share  
the oven time we’re aware  
its a large pizza after all

CHORUS:  
its a male transvestite after all  
its a male transvestite after all  
its a male transvestite after all  
its a male transvestite after all

There is just slices and one hooker for everyone  
And wet means anal to everyone.  
Though the law derides  
And the surprise package we find  
its a male transvestite after all

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/47 "2007-08-10T18:45:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
It’s about…remember how you felt, after 9/11? It was frightening, but we were all frightened together, and the Congress all stood on the steps of the Capitol and sang God Bless America?  
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Yes, I remember, as an atheist, feeling very loved and included by that display. No, wait, what are the words I’m looking for? Oh yeah, reviled and excluded. Warm and fuzzy, I tells ya.

And clearly this guy is all for a constant state of such “solidarity,” with the white, god fearing citizens of Rock Ridge, er, the US banding together in a cleansing hatred of everyone who disagrees with them, whether they be ragheads, hippies, or Satanists.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/48 "2007-08-10T18:52:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
We didn’t go into Iraq until 2 years after 9/11, so no. This isn’t about policy. It’s about…remember how you felt, after 9/11? It was frightening, but we were all frightened together, and the Congress all stood on the steps of the Capitol and sang God Bless America? And then how people felt afterwards? That we were all Americanicans, suffering together, but proud together too. Political, racial, religious differences, we didn’t care about any of that.  
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When Congress sang God Bless America I thought it was a cheap and sleazy stunt then and I still do today. If being united means that we need to be bigoted and kill innocent people and commit acts of torture and eliminate civil liberties, then I’ll gladly opt for remaining divided. What 9/11 should teach us is how dangerous patriotism is and how it can lead to nations becoming outlaw states.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/49 "2007-08-10T19:05:08Z")

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I went home from school and was sick for the rest of the day during 9/11, and I flinched every time the P.A. system turned on afterwards. No warm fuzzies for me.

(Also, I got pissed that Bush forgot to mention Canada in his thank-you-for-helping-us speech afterwards–oh, whoops. But that’s besides the point.)

I remember wishing we could all have a _voluntary_ blackout–note the emphasis–after the big August 2005 blackout on the East Coast, because I remember people going outside to watch the stars and block barbecues and street parties. That doesn’t mean I want an _actual_ blackout to happen again, because hey, people’s lives were actually at risk in hospitals and the police were working overtime to make sure nobody was looted.

Same principle here, I imagine.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/50 "2007-08-10T19:12:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
It’s about…remember how you felt, after 9/11? It was frightening, but we were all frightened together, and the Congress all stood on the steps of the Capitol and sang God Bless America? And then how people felt afterwards? That we were all Americanicans, suffering together, but proud together too. Political, racial, religious differences, we didn’t care about any of that.

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No. No, we didn’t feel like that. Everyone forgets 9/11 was the second attempt at the WTC.

And everyone forgets what happened after 9/11. Anthrax in the mail.

I remember the politicians singing. Every political event requires a Live Aid now. It was mildly embarassing, and I wished to hell they’d get to work instead.

Do you remember how you felt after 9/11, with anthrax everywhere? Do you remember people panicking about the mail? Do you remember looking at every van as you went over a bridge, wondering if it was going to go off next?

Sod your fuzzy feelings, Cap. You want it to happen again, _you_ go blow something up.

Oh, yes. And the blackout. I was proud of the city that day. We helped each other… but that still meant I was directing traffic on the Boulevard of Death for a few hours.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/51 "2007-08-10T19:32:17Z")

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Damn hamster ate my post.  
Anyway…  
Mr. Byofsky’s basic point is valid: a big new terrorist attack would refocus the country. However, it can’t be translated into a plan of action. If it did, it would be treason. As written, the idea comes across as a sadistic pipe dream for the sake of unity. That “unity” is rightly translated by critics to compliant masses ready to be exploited by our Fearless Leader.  
Don’t bash **Captain Amazing** for not seeing the pro-Bush slant that the rest of you are inferring. Byofsky even says “Bush II did everything wrong.” Mr. Byofsky may think that way, but I can’t see it explicitly in that article. Either way, Stu doesn’t seem to see how easily exploitable such an event would be, just like the last attack.  
All this is in addition to the fact that the global war on terrorism is intended to prevent such an attack. Why would anyone want to see an attack like that so the war can get back on track? It’s just stupid.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/52 "2007-08-10T19:42:30Z")

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righteous rage? Isn’t that an oxymoron? When I think of rage, I think of blind fury that is beyond rational justification. When I think of righteousness - well, when I think of righteousness I think of bigotry, but I suppose the intent is to think of moral rationality. I don’t think rage can be rational.

BTW, I am one who never felt any of the warm fuzzies of 9/11. I was reading Noam Chomsky at the time (specifically, _Rogue States: The Rule of Force in World Affairs_), and the book was describing precisely why we were likely to be attacked (in fact, even saying that an attack on America was predicted by many scholars). My reaction was one of anger, frustration, and despondency. And when politicians used those raw emotions to encourage bloodlust in the name of unity, I was completely sickened. All those american flags reminded me of the jingoism of Nazi Germany, and the singing of God Bless America by the politicians was an embarassing spectacle. Pride was definitely not what I was feeling.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/53 "2007-08-10T20:00:52Z")

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Eh. We get another 9/11 every year. Right after 9/10 and just before 9/12.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/54 "2007-08-10T20:08:03Z")

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[QUOTE=netsplit]  
it’s a disk of sauce, a disk of cheese  
its a lady of s&m, its a hell of a deal…  
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HeeehHeee! 😃

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/55 "2007-08-10T20:09:43Z")

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What this country needs is fewer people who say “What this country needs is…”

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/56 "2007-08-10T20:18:06Z")

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Well, Marley, there are two kinds of people. Those who divide people into two groups, and those who don’t. Which one are you?

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/57 "2007-08-10T20:24:22Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
Mr. Byofsky’s basic point is valid: a big new terrorist attack would refocus the country. However, it can’t be translated into a plan of action. If it did, it would be treason. As written, the idea comes across as a sadistic pipe dream for the sake of unity.  
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Ah, but we don’t actually need a terrorist attack; we just need the appearance or “credible threat” of an threat. Paging David Mamet…paging David Mamet…

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/58 "2007-08-10T20:43:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Lemur866]  
Well, Marley, there are two kinds of people. Those who divide people into two groups, and those who don’t. Which one are you?  
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I’m the kind that can’t add.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/59 "2007-08-10T20:47:38Z")

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“That’s what Stu Bykofsky thinks:”

Hmmmm looks like he doesn’t think too much about anything at all.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-this-country-needs-is-another-9-11/415115/60 "2007-08-10T21:56:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
We didn’t go into Iraq until 2 years after 9/11, so no.  
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They had to get Afghanistan out of the way. Iraq was always the neocon’s & Bush’s goal. They’ve never cared about Afghanistan, 9-11, or terrorism.

[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
This isn’t about policy. It’s about…remember how you felt, after 9/11? It was frightening, but we were all frightened together, and the Congress all stood on the steps of the Capitol and sang God Bless America? And then how people felt afterwards? That we were all Americanicans, suffering together, but proud together too. Political, racial, religious differences, we didn’t care about any of that.  
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No, I felt disgusted. What I saw was shallow patriotism, indiscriminate bloodlust, and the Democrats caving in to every Republican demand. There was NEVER any “bipartisanship”. There was the cave ins and silence of the Democrats, and the Republicans relentlessly taking advantage of 9-11 to screw America and the world over.

As for fear, I was never afraid of terrorists, only of the Republicans.

[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]  
Obviously, nobody really wants a disaster like that to happen again, but I wouldn’t mind the country feeling like that again rather than all this arguing and fighting about every single thing that goes on.  
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I’m quite certain the Republican leadership DOES want another disaster like 9-11, preferable worse. If terrorists set off nukes in LA, San Francisco and New York they’d have a collective orgasm. Both over the Christian Corporate dictatorship they could set up in the resulting panic, and all the dead left wingers.

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