# What threads do you REFUSE to click on?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027 "2003-11-24T16:22:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/41 "2003-11-26T03:37:33Z")

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Sports threads.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/42 "2003-11-26T04:17:50Z")

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I tend to avoid Dopefest followup threads for the fests I didn’t attend - it bums me out that I couldn’t go.

I generally avoid post party threads. I never understood the appeal, and they have become a lot more uncommon lately.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/43 "2003-11-26T13:29:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \*  
> \*\*People KNOW that traffic is annoying, and the purpose of the threads on the subject are to vent, and allow others to do the same.
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> Plus, who knows, maybe some idiot may read these and see himself, and MAYBE, just maybe (one can hope), one idiot will STOP tailgating, ripping in and out of rush-hour traffic etc. \*\*

Look, I know people need to vent, and driving is a daily potential danger and source of aggravation, but I can invoke my Great Karnak powers of prognostication and predict that the OP will be one or more of these:  
[ul]  
[li]I got cut off[/li][li]I got stuck behind somebody slow[/li][li]I got tailgated by somebody fast[/li][li]I almost or did get in an accident that was clearly not my fault[/li][li]I had to slow down to a crawl in a construction zone[/li][li]I got BEEPED at when I didn’t take off fast enough for the green light…the NERVE![/li][/ul]  
Same OP, different author. Been there, done that, wrote the book, went on tour, made the movie, collected money, died. I don’t need to read it more than once to understand _traffic sucks!_

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/44 "2003-11-26T14:37:19Z")

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Kitty or Puppy threads. You can’t figure out what to name your puppy? You think it’s oh so cute that your kitty cat hid chipmunk brains in your sock drawer this morning? OK, whatever, it doesn’t interest me.

Sports threads.

Threads about movies and TV shows that I don’t watch.

Threads in Great Debates about whether or not God exists. I’ll find out soon enough.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/45 "2003-11-26T15:28:52Z")

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Sports. ::yawn::

Most Celebrity threads. Couldn’t care less. Ditto TV or movie threads involving shows/films I don’t/haven’t watched.

Cutesy pet threads.

Vanity threads (It’s My Birthday! My Billionth Post! Which Doper Has The Bestest Whatever? blah blah blah)

Most sex threads. Get a room.

Threads about how slow the SDMB is. Yeah, we know. Help speed things up by _not wasting bandwidth complaining about the speed._

Game threads; “Ask The _Insert Know-It-All Here_”; “In Which _Someone_ Does _Something_”

And…uh…any threads started by that asshole SPOOFE.

Sorry, SPOOFE, I couldn’t resist.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/46 "2003-11-26T17:04:39Z")

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Most TMI threads, and threads about threads I refuse to click on. Usually I’ll just read whatever sounds interesting, I don’t have guiding principles about it.

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/47 "2003-11-26T17:34:14Z")

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Most threads on Peadophillia, just disturbing.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/48 "2003-11-26T21:15:13Z")

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There’s no thread I won’t click on. I’m such a whore.

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**Author:** ![Kwaheeijy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b38774/32.png) [@Kwaheeijy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwaheeijy)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-refuse-to-click-on/215027/49 "2003-11-26T21:18:20Z")

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This one.

Oh wait…

:smack:  
Damn you, SDMB!!! You made me do it again!

Okay, I read absolutely everything! I don’t have a life! I watch Star Trek too!!

IMG, I’m soooo sad 😉

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