# What threads do you want to contribute to, but can't?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [May 16, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714 "2003-05-16T16:42:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714/22 "2003-05-16T23:04:39Z")

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I can’t really claim to _contribute_ in threads that I actually post to, so don’t feel bad!

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Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714/23 "2003-05-16T23:07:53Z")

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I’d certainly like to contribute more to the sex threads, but I simply don’t get enough.

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### Author: ![flybynight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@flybynight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flybynight)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714/24 "2003-05-16T23:14:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by El\_Kabong \*  
> \*\*I’d certainly like to contribute more to the sex threads, but I simply don’t get enough. \*\*

As if that stops other people.

I’d like to contribute to GQ more, but rarely are there questions on my area of expertise. I’m keeping an eye out though. Threads in GD, I just don’t have the energy to research before I post (as I hate people who don’t), or more often, someone has already said everything I wanted to say. So instead, I end up posting pointless attempts at humor everywhere else for my own personal amusement. What can I say, I love squandering any talent or intelligence I may posess.

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### Author: ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714/25 "2003-05-17T17:59:12Z")

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Found the “something else:” Finish the Science Fiction story!

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### Author: ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-threads-do-you-want-to-contribute-to-but-cant/175714/26 "2003-05-17T18:43:43Z")

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“We are twenty-seven nubile, large-breasted females. Who would like to do the camera work and film our lesbian orgy in a Roman bed and bath?”

I can’t reply because it hasn’t been said yet.

Patiently, I await. You can be assured that the day that thread appears (and I’m convinced it will) the speed of my mouse-clicking and typing will break sonic barriers.

Oh, yes.

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