# What time is it?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-time-is-it/203825>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 25, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-time-is-it/203825 "2003-09-25T19:53:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-time-is-it/203825/21 "2003-09-26T19:54:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ltfire \*  
> I think the clock on a cable TV box is pretty darn accurate.

Our cable boxes are permanently 1-2 minutes slow. Awfully annoying at times. We use the online program listings a lot and usually\* have to advance the time slot to see what the show really is. And that’s thru 3 different owners of the cable system. Cable companies are remarkably clueless about their own tech.

\*Cause you mainly do this at times like “8:00” but the cable box thinks it’s still “7:58”.

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**Author:** ![Rayne\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@Rayne\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayne_Man)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-time-is-it/203825/22 "2003-09-26T21:04:06Z")

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Any mention of what the correct time is always brings to mind that famous sketch from the Goon Show , written by Spike Milligan :-

" ‘What time is it, Eccles? ’  
‘Erm, just a minute I got it written down on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote it down for me this morning.  
It’s writted 8 o’clock.’  
’ But wait a minute. What if someone asks you the time, and it’s not 8 o’clock?’  
'Well, then, I won’t show it to them. ’  
'Well, how will you know when it’s 8 o’clock? ’  
'I got it written down on a piece of paper. ’ "

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