# What tired, cliched jokes never get old for you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634 "2008-12-10T23:35:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/141 "2008-12-16T01:03:09Z")
Husband working on taxes: Damn, this is hard! Me: Said the schoolgirl to the priest! Husband trying to clear blocked kitchen drain: Jeez, there’s all kinds of crud jammed in here! Me: Said the priest to the schoolgirl! It’s amazing how the most mundane of comments can be made naughty with that phrase. ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/142 "2008-12-16T02:00:45Z")
> [@mauxlicious](#): > > My personal Favorite: > > What do you call a deer with no eyes? > -I have no eye-deer. > > What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? > -A still have no eye-deer. I’ve heard a third part to this one: What do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes, and no balls? Still no fucking eye-deer. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/143 "2008-12-16T02:16:43Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Dead baby jokes never get old. > > What’s worse than a dead baby in a dumpster ? > A dead baby in a dozen dumpsters. No, no, no! It’s “What’s worse than a dozen dead babies in a dumpster?” “One dead baby in a dozen dumpsters.” All of my personal favorites have already been covered, but I had to make that correction. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/144 "2008-12-16T03:07:12Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > No, no, no! > > It’s “What’s worse than a dozen dead babies in a dumpster?” > > “One dead baby in a dozen dumpsters.” > > All of my personal favorites have already been covered, but I had to make that correction. Fine, but surely the first of the two is worse? Twelve victims compared with one (brutalised) victim? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go kill some joy over this way. But trust me, she has it coming 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pope\_hentai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@pope\_hentai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pope_hentai)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/145 "2008-12-16T04:13:35Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I accidentally a coca-cola bottle, is this bad? > > Accidentally what? > > A coca-cola bottle. a WHOLE coca-cola bottle?! ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/146 "2008-12-16T04:38:10Z")
> [@Algorithm](#): > > Person who will soon regret asking me: What time is it? > Me: Right now? My friend K and I have the following exchange almost daily: K: Hey, what time is it? (Pause) Me: Time to get a watch! Then we both just lose it. Now she asks what time it is just to hear the reply, and it’s _always_ funny. These have been mentioned already, but “your mom”, “that’s what she said”, and “don’t call me Shirley” elicit laughter every time. The more inappropriate or nonsensical, the better. Example: Person: It’s such a crappy day out today. Me: Your mom’s a crappy day out today. Person: 😕 Me: Bwahaha! I’m a dork. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/147 "2008-12-16T04:53:40Z")
> [@Millit\_the\_Frail](#): > > I have a demented friend who likes to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee…ground up and in the freezer.” > > And “your mom” jokes rarely get old, especially when they make very little sense. Your mom makes very little sense! 😛 _waves with left hand_ Why doesn’t the Queen wave with this hand? I don’t know Because it’s mine! What’s green and invisible? I don’t know _holds out hand, palm uppermost_ This cabbage! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634/148 "2008-12-16T04:59:30Z")
A grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender: “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!” Grasshopper: “You’ve got a drink named Bob?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-tired-cliched-jokes-never-get-old-for-you/476634.md?page=7)